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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00


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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!


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I wonder...
[info]mmanurere
2007-04-14 06:05 am UTC (link)
After staring at a trainwreck checking out the wanker's personal journal (and yes, it does read like a trashy novel), I can't help but notice that she's just a bit too close to common misogynist male fantasies of highly-sexual women. I know that there are some women who are genuinely like this (female phallocrats, etc.); but the fact that she seems to equate "highly sexual" with adopting such a male-focused persona makes me wonder whether she might be a one-handed sockpuppet journal created by a sexually-frustrated sexist fanboy-type.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]seraphtrevs
2007-04-14 06:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. It was the whole "If childbirth was pleasurable, women would want to give birth all the time!" that really gave it away.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-14 09:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah, uh, I can think of some women who might theoretically say that? But they tend to be very spiritualist-pagan-wiccan-love-nature-new-age types who write long passages about the glory of childbirth communing you with mother earth and... yeah. This person is not exactly the type.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]rimrunner
2007-04-14 04:57 pm UTC (link)
And, y'know, most of the women I know like that who've actually HAD kids don't talk about childbirth that way. They might relate to the experience differently but they still don't talk about it like it's champagne and roses.

Or, as a friend put it after kid #4: "I am SO. DONE."

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Re: I wonder...
[info]pyratejenni
2007-04-14 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Heh. My sister was getting a tubal at her last pregnancy. The convo with the nurse went something like this:

Nurse: "Now, you understand this is permanent and you won't be able to get pregnant--"

Sister: "This is my fifth."

Nurse: "Sign here, please."

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Re: I wonder...
[info]wrongly_amused
2007-04-14 06:51 am UTC (link)
Yep. In fact, had I not looked at anything else, I would've said "guy" right off the bat.

Self-loathing women are so droll.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]semtex
2007-04-14 07:39 am UTC (link)
She could be just...self-loathing and trying to live up to some retarded male fantasy of the ideal hypersexedup girly. Bleargh.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]omega
2007-04-14 08:39 am UTC (link)
Based on the pictures she's got posted in her LJ-gallery, I'd vote for this interpretation.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]semirecluse
2007-04-14 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh wow, someone doesn't rock the corset too well.

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O__o
[info]semtex
2007-04-15 12:13 am UTC (link)
WTF's going on with her boobs there?

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Re: I wonder...
[info]hallidae
2007-04-15 12:53 am UTC (link)
::stupidly looks:: Ow. Ow. Ow. Muthafuckin' Ow. That makes my boobs ache just looking at it.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]luthe
2007-04-15 01:56 am UTC (link)
Dear wanker, plz to be getting some clothes that fit better, stat.

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fixed that for you!
[info]semirecluse
2007-04-15 04:48 am UTC (link)
Dear wanker, plz to be getting some clothes.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]wrongly_amused
2007-04-15 01:44 am UTC (link)
Self-loathing narcissist, then? There's some sort of ironic joke being played on us, here.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]semtex
2007-04-15 02:02 am UTC (link)
Most narcissistic people I've met in RL ARE self-loathing.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
Yeah, actually, a lot of narcassists are some measure of self-loathing. Histrionics, even more so.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]froda_baggins
2007-04-16 03:15 pm UTC (link)
People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder are narcissistic precisely BECAUSE they are self-loathing. I learned that just recently. Heh.

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Re: I wonder...
[info]ara
2007-04-16 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, the journal was created back in 2005, so if this is a sockpuppet, it's a very old one, which is entirely plausable. It's be quite a dedicated set-up.

Though my prediction lies more with this just being a guy that has -made- this his online identity for two years so he can get attention. The entries, interest lists, and community memberships all point to CAMWHORE.

(Am I the only person amused at the 'caturday' community membership amongst all the 'showurpussy' and 'submissive_female' type communities there?)

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