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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00


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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!


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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-14 06:17 am UTC (link)
It's the one about how overpopulation would occur if childbirth was pleasant that kills me.

I mean, even taking out the pain at the end, what's so great about those nine months before it?

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[info]wankaholic
2007-04-14 06:21 am UTC (link)
I don't know about you, but people grabbing my stomach and asking how far along I am is something I've dreamed about from the time I was tiny. :P

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[info]threegoldfish
2007-04-16 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Stun gun. I'm gonna have a stun gun to whip out and blast the fuckers with.

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[info]barankhy
2007-04-14 10:20 am UTC (link)
Wait, would occur?

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[info]jat_sapphire
2007-04-14 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Really. I don't usually make jokes about US public education, but she tempts me.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-14 03:36 pm UTC (link)
'Her' words, not mine.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 11:47 am UTC (link)
A continuous state of pre-orgasmic release, maybe. Would that kill you or just make sitting really fun?

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