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Faulty Premise (faultypremise) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00

ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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	aerobot 2007-04-14 11:38 am UTC (link)
	Girls who do porn are asking for it. Period. Thats what the industry is about- sex and money. They KNOW what guys do with those videos. So by this logic, I can find someone who's a boxer and then beat them to an inch of their life, because hey, that's their job! He exists to be my punching bag, and it's not like he's HUMAN or anything. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	notjo 2007-04-14 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	Will someone please tie me up so I don't do something that would be frowned upon by the Mods? Please? Cuz this has just Not Been The Week for this. If I have to have one more conversation about rape I am going to start screaming "Dead men don't rape" and go on a rampage, thus setting feminism back another 20 years. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dark_puck 2007-04-14 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	flashes tits quickly Don't give into the dark side! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notjo 2007-04-14 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Wait! No! Not quickly! Slowly! Spin around! Make a show of it! Lord, women these days! Don't know how to do a proper tease. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dark_puck 2007-04-14 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	First the attention must be grabbed. Then the show may begin! cues the porn jazz, starts a striptease (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-04-14 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	takes up the saxomophone!' Shake it like a polariod picture! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-14 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	sets up the pole and the bar (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	notjo 2007-04-14 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	claps lots I've only got big bills, is that okay? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-14 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Very! go-go dances (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	luthe 2007-04-15 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I ♥ F_W. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	funwithrage 2007-04-14 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Not to be TMIChick, but...dude, I've worked porn. And yes, I know what guys do with it--that doesn't mean I want to be a part of it. In fact, because the industry is full of scumbags, I made damn sure I knew how far I was willing to go before I went on assignment. Drew a harder line there, in fact, than I ever did on actual dates. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	innsmouth_eyes 2007-04-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	On by that logic, I can rob any store I want, because, hey, they're selling stuff, so what does it matter if I just take things? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	innsmouth_eyes 2007-04-14 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	*Or by that logic... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amymccabe 2007-04-15 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	How dare you bring her train of thought to it's logical conclusion! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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