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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00
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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 12:02 pm UTC (link)
Okay!

So by this logic, am I now allowed to grope hot men* in kilts?

I mean, running around in a man-skirt with no undies? The WHORES!

*possible NWS; it was breezy.

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-04-14 12:04 pm UTC (link)
I may have done that. Or possibly not. I was quite drunk at the time.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 12:07 pm UTC (link)
*gasps*

You touched Ewan McGregor's super-secret-special place? O_O

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-04-14 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately not Ewan's, no. I gatecrashed a Ball at university & one of the guys had a kilt. Oh, & I gatecrashed a toga party dressed as a barbarian & used my sword to lift all the mens togas.

I miss Uni.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 12:34 pm UTC (link)
boxers or briefs? :D

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-04-14 12:37 pm UTC (link)
In one memorable case, neither!

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(no subject) - [info]wrenlet, 2007-04-14 01:14 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-04-14 12:08 pm UTC (link)
How do manage to have such awesome drunk adventures?

Did you really headbutt a soldier?

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[info]shadowkitty
2007-04-14 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Sheer amount of alcohol consumed, I'm afraid.

Yes. I am never drinking tequila again.

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[info]shaysdays
2007-04-14 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Pssst- find a good Celtic rock band (Enter the Haggis does it for me) and follow them around. Goggle at men in kilts.

Or do what I did and buy your man a kilt and then shag him silly whenever he wears it. I'm working on a Pavlov type of thing.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2007-04-14 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I like that plan *goes looking for a kilt for her man*

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[info]thefirebottle
2007-04-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
http://www.utilikilts.com/

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(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-04-15 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-04-15 03:28 pm UTC

[info]dark_puck
2007-04-14 07:43 pm UTC (link)
Another Enter the Haggis fan! I love you!

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[info]shaysdays
2007-04-15 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Mmm... they are yummy. And the music is awesome, too.

I wonder if I could get them to play my birthday party(kidding!)... Nope, but it looks like they'll be local that weekend- whoot!

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Re: Recommented for kaputness - [info]dark_puck, 2007-04-15 03:33 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2007-04-14 06:41 pm UTC (link)
This is you, though. What haven't you done?

*laughs and laughs at Oh, & I gatecrashed a toga party dressed as a barbarian & used my sword to lift all the mens togas.
*

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[info]caito
2007-04-14 03:18 pm UTC (link)
I thought this seemed fun until I remembered that my brother now owns a kilt as a souvenir from studying abroad in Scotland.

PLZ DUN RAPE HIM DDDD:

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pastri_archy
2007-04-14 03:45 pm UTC (link)
!!!

New kink!

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-14 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I don't see why NOT, but then, again. I think I need more pictures to be sure.


Yes. More pictures.

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We need a kilt thread!
[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 07:32 pm UTC (link)

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Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
... thank you. THANK YOU. Uhm... I have my legs in a sorta kilt its upthread....

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Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]southerngaelic
2007-04-14 08:49 pm UTC (link)
O.o

I'll be in my bunk....

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Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I don't know who that is, but....WOW.

*runs to bunk*

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Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]perletwo
2007-04-15 01:38 am UTC (link)
...

You win.

PS: Who is that?

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Re: We need a kilt thread! - [info]ninja_stripper, 2007-04-15 02:31 am UTC
Re: We need a kilt thread! - pastri_archy, 2007-04-15 02:36 am UTC
Re: We need a kilt thread! - [info]ninja_stripper, 2007-04-15 06:17 am UTC
Re: We need a kilt thread! - [info]perletwo, 2007-04-15 05:04 am UTC
Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]marumae
2007-04-16 05:41 pm UTC (link)
O_O Well I was going to sign off the internets but now I can't-stop-staring-omg *wibble*.

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Re: We need a kilt thread!
[info]tianxiaode
2007-04-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)


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[info]peejee
2007-04-15 07:49 am UTC (link)
thank you thank you thank you.

No, really, thank you.

*will have happy, rugged!Kilted!Ewan dreams tonight*

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