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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00
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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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pastri_archy
2007-04-14 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I don't wear skirts ever. Does that mean I'll never get fucked? I'm going to stay a Ivory Tower virgin forever?

Suddenly, this wank got a whole lot more depressing...

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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-14 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I rarely even wear long skirts. They just aren't comfortable.

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pastri_archy
2007-04-15 12:43 am UTC (link)
Jeans for great virginal Justice!

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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-15 12:48 am UTC (link)
Jeans mean you can be as pervy as you want and no one can return the favor.

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pastri_archy
2007-04-15 02:33 am UTC (link)
:( I like getting favors.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
Well, the sort with mirrors on their canes.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-04-15 01:34 am UTC (link)
I don't wear them either, except sometimes those floofy bohemian ones because they're comfortable. Does that mean I'm at least looking for a quick handjob?

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[info]hallidae
2007-04-15 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Floofy hippie skirts are awesome. Those and little mod dresses are about all I'll put up with.

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[info]anonyrat
2007-04-15 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Remember: If the skirt is poofy and long enough, you can hide a person under there.

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[info]luthe
2007-04-17 04:17 am UTC (link)
Kinky!

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[info]rimrunner
2007-04-15 07:08 am UTC (link)
Meanwhile, I'm thinking about those obscure conservative Christian sects where women aren't allowed to wear pants. Skirts and dresses only.

...apparently, their lives are a LOT more exciting than I thought!

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pastri_archy
2007-04-15 05:06 pm UTC (link)
O_o it might explain all of the children running around some of those sects.

Indeed. *never considered it before*

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