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Faulty Premise (faultypremise) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00

ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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	funwithrage 2007-04-14 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	That's pretty much what I was going to say. I've had to explain, more than once, the difference between "sex-positive" and "totally lacking in any standards at all." Sex is a good thing; that doesn't mean it's my duty to hand it out to everyone, like it was chicken soup. Ew. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rimrunner 2007-04-14 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	A lot of my poly friends run into that problem too, for similar reasons. Having to explain that just because you have more than one concurrent sex partner, doesn't mean you're willing to have sex with just anyone, is an uncomfortable position to be in. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2007-04-14 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Balderdash. Next you'll be trying to tell us that bisexuals don't think of us all naked. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ninja_stripper 2007-04-14 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	PSH. We all know that us bisexuals think about everyone naked. It's like we are constantly giving speeches to the entire highshool, want to make it through the speech, and then, don't because we become all flustered and blush furiously in front of the whole school after uttering the word "boobies" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magpiggles 2007-04-14 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	The fact that you believe in bisexuals is proof that you aren't real. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ninja_stripper 2007-04-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	That didn't work on my taxes, it won't work here! I TOLD the school district I was a bisexual English major. They still wanted my money. :< jerks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magpiggles 2007-04-14 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Can't trust Admin. BUT! You can dual class into a English/Creative Writing student and then people will acknowledge you exist....purely to mock your degree of course. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ninja_stripper 2007-04-14 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	I have a physics minor, does that count for anything? XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magpiggles 2007-04-15 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	While my simple English ways prevent me from understanding you 'majors' and 'minors', Physics does sound vaguelly useful in the real world. In other words you're out of the club >: (Reply to this)(Parent)

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