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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00
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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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[info]rimrunner
2007-04-14 04:52 pm UTC (link)
What about men who wear miniskirts?

Seriously, there was this guy in my grad program...damn, he had nice legs.

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[info]soupspooks
2007-04-14 10:17 pm UTC (link)
That reminds me of when I was on the bus in Ottawa. I was sitting there, and someone in a jean skirt was standing in front of me. I looked up, and it was a guy. They made no pretense to being a woman, he was a guy in a skirt and a tank top.

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[info]luthe
2007-04-15 02:11 am UTC (link)
I know lots of guys who wear skirts. Not kilts, skirts.

Most of them got to/went to Swarthmore.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-15 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I know one of those. Baddass punk type, married to a woman... wears an ankle-length cargo skirt with The Pockets Of Envy, and purple Converse with sparkly pink laces.

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[info]heddychaa
2007-04-15 06:18 pm UTC (link)
That was my friend Yi-Jen. Modern dance major, generally wandered around in a mini-mini-mini skirt and heels, occasionally jewellery, but he made absolutely no attempt at passing as a woman, whatsoever. He just liked to dress like one!

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[info]the_mouse
2007-04-15 05:27 am UTC (link)
"What about men who wear miniskirts?"

There need to be more of them.

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[info]rimrunner
2007-04-15 06:10 am UTC (link)
Agreed!

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[info]irised
2007-04-16 09:04 am UTC (link)
Very heartily agreed! And I'm at art school, dammit, the guys here are SUPPOSED to dress all 'alternative' and shit. BUT DO THEY? Noooooooo.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-04-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
Wordy word word. That's how I met my first boyfriend - he wore a skirt to high school, and I was in love.

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