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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00
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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
1) Hot
2) I require those shoes
3) Hot
4)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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[info]animeg3282
2007-04-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Ok, you win. As an evil rad fem, I don't have any pictures of my smoking hot legs, but your legs are almost to the standard of my legs. When it gets warm I will display my lovely legs, but I don't want to have sex with old men with saggy balls who do not wash their penises. i.e. I don't agree with ms superwoman icon douchebag up there.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-14 07:11 pm UTC (link)
OMG RADICAL FEMINISTS DON'T HAVE LEGS! THEY FLOAT EVERYWHERE, LIAR.


And I'm content to just look at your legs if you feel like sharing them XD

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[info]animeg3282
2007-04-15 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Actually I just don't have any pictures of my legs in a short skirt. My legs are hot, but.. OMG, INTERTUBE PERVS WHO HAVE SAGGY BALLS!!!! Yea, I'm paranoid. Also I can't even stand in high heels.

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[info]puipui
2007-04-14 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, sweet god, it's a little plaid pleated skirt. You have found my weakness! Curses!

I'll be in my bunk.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-14 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I am not ashamed to admit I shop at hot topic.

But I HAD TO HAVE IT for a concert. With my combat boots, a Guinness teeshirt and a bowler hat.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-04-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)
*waves ninja stripper flag*

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
Your icon makes me giggle it is joy.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-04-15 12:59 am UTC (link)
Oh.. wow...

*feels uncontrollable urge to cover lap with an english textbook*

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 02:26 am UTC (link)
Is the Riverside Shakespeare doing pushups or are you just happy to see me?

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[info]makeshyft
2007-04-16 12:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, definately happy to see ya, heh..

And is it wrong for me to admit that I could probably spend hours licking your calves?

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pastri_archy
2007-04-15 02:26 am UTC (link)
*squints* What is that a tattoo of, if you please.

And the heels are seriously sexy on top of everything else.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 03:48 am UTC (link)
A dragon and, then, in my originality, Japanese for "dragon" I really like dragons.

The heels are Desdemona, I got them from Elle shoes and LOVE LOVE LOVE them

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[info]forevagreeneart
2007-04-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
Total agreement on the Elle shoes-- I buy all of my slutty, asking-for-rape shoes from them.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 06:01 am UTC (link)
What impresses me about them is how long they LAST, and mine have been through more than a few five hour shifts. Without blistering. Well worth the money.

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(no subject) - [info]animeg3282, 2007-04-15 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-04-15 05:02 pm UTC

[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-15 05:06 am UTC (link)
We can start a shoe-swapping programme cause I want yours! (The legs would be nice too! Rawr! Your girlfriend is lucky!)

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 06:04 am UTC (link)
Your hair is amazing with the cute little smirk to complement your features. I don't know what you're talking about needing better legs for ;)

Have you looked at Elle Shoes? They really are my guilty pleasure (Oh so not cheap, but when you can get 8inch heels that live more than a few months? worth it)

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-15 06:09 am UTC (link)
It's the fact that I need chunky heels that is the bother for me. I go out and all I see are stiletto heels and I'm too clumsy for those. The nineties were a godsend for me and my platform fetish. Hence my pining for your shoes!

That photo was taken a couple of years ago - my hair is finally looking like that again, except it has a chunky little fringe (blame Gwen Cooper!)

I'll have to check out Elle Shoes. My comfy-shoe delight is Pro-Keds. They have the grooviest sneakers ever and they're *SO COMFY*.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 06:16 am UTC (link)
I FEEL YOU! I break stilettos and the higher they are the more likely they and I, am to break. Even with the little no slide paddy thingy bobbers.

When I worked I would only wear Elle, they have NICE chunk heel and platform pumps. Trashy.com used to have a link to them.

and YEAH ProKed!

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-04-15 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-04-16 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-04-16 03:19 am UTC
I found a picture! - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-04-16 04:44 pm UTC

[info]the_mouse
2007-04-15 05:08 am UTC (link)
Your skirt rocks and if I looked like that I'd wear it all the time. ;)

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 06:05 am UTC (link)
Hot topic, lets hope it lives longer than a few shows XD Thanks!

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[info]rotten_fish
2007-04-15 07:12 pm UTC (link)
::makes small pathetic noises::

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-16 02:00 am UTC (link)
*blush* Also, great icon.

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[info]rotten_fish
2007-04-16 12:20 pm UTC (link)
Jon Stewart does so enjoy his pervy moments. :D

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[info]varkias
2007-04-16 03:57 am UTC (link)
....count me in the jealous of your girlfriend crowd. whoooeee.

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