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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00


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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!


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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-15 06:09 am UTC (link)
It's the fact that I need chunky heels that is the bother for me. I go out and all I see are stiletto heels and I'm too clumsy for those. The nineties were a godsend for me and my platform fetish. Hence my pining for your shoes!

That photo was taken a couple of years ago - my hair is finally looking like that again, except it has a chunky little fringe (blame Gwen Cooper!)

I'll have to check out Elle Shoes. My comfy-shoe delight is Pro-Keds. They have the grooviest sneakers ever and they're *SO COMFY*.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2007-04-15 06:16 am UTC (link)
I FEEL YOU! I break stilettos and the higher they are the more likely they and I, am to break. Even with the little no slide paddy thingy bobbers.

When I worked I would only wear Elle, they have NICE chunk heel and platform pumps. Trashy.com used to have a link to them.

and YEAH ProKed!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-15 06:31 am UTC (link)
I just don't do stilettos or pointy toed shoes. I had enough of them in my formative years (yay 80s, the only formal shoes you could get were court shoes!) and thought, "Screw that, I'm going for something that's built like a sandle but rocks like a freakin' hurricane!"

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/19514612/c/82.html Thooose are nice.

http://www.snaz75.com/el-557-eden-g.html
WANT SO BAAAAD!

http://www.snaz75.com/clearance-size-10.html?pageNum=3
Saaaale!

Okay, enough of this. And to be totally meme-y, I just have to say it: Oh my God, shoes!

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-16 12:45 am UTC (link)
OMG RUBY SLIPPERS. I had five bajillion pairs of those (um, without the heel) between the ages of three and ten.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 03:19 am UTC (link)
I KNOW! PIMPIN' DOROTHY!

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I found a picture!
[info]chibikaijuu
2007-04-16 04:44 pm UTC (link)
OMG LOOK I HAVE SPARKLY SHOES I AM SO AWESOME IN A WAY ONLY A THREE-YEAR-OLD WITH AWESOME SPARKLY SHOES CAN BE!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(My mommy made me that dress, too. It was Christmas 1989, and we were going to see The Nutcracker. At the time, I was totally gonna be a ballerina when I grew up.)

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