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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-14 00:07:00
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ATTENTION: Do not wear mini-skirts unless you want to get (CENSORED FOR THE HOME AUDIENCE). (What? You think I wanna get canned like Don Imus did?)

Context is here: Girls who do porn are asking for it, because it's totally in the job description. But mini skirts aren't bad!

And, oh SNAP.

I think I've done enough apologizing for laughing at this wank... but I'm not really sorry, either.

Edit: stupid_free, naturally, brings us more fun and wankery Oh and if you try to claim you wear mini skirts for any reason other than sex YOU'RE LYING!

Edit Reloaded: Even better, a visit from Lovecrafty!

And for those who are NOT familiar with lovecrafty, have a link!

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[info]varkias
2007-04-16 04:09 am UTC (link)
I was going to ask you to be my internet girlfriend, but then I realised I don't have any sufficiently sexy pics to trade (and I can't remember if you're straight or not anyway) so I shall just drool from here. But wow. That's got to be the nicest set of legs I have seen, like, ever.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 04:26 am UTC (link)
I'm bi. So you win either way!

Awww, thank you! :D *hugs* They're a bit curvier than when I took that (at the top, the rest is the same) but on the plus side, my boobs are bigger too!

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[info]varkias
2007-04-16 04:57 am UTC (link)
I used to say that I was bi, but I've been forced to admit that I am pretty much mostly not straight.

Mmmmm sounds better all the time... I like curvy. ;)

...wait. I DO have a pic of me in a miniskirt. I totally forgot. Y'can't see my face, for obvious reasons.... XD

Here, and here, and here. Also, face. I is on the left. ;) Though that's a few years old...it has a smile though, and the recent one doesn't.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 05:13 am UTC (link)
You can definitely be my internet girlfriend! :D Your legs look hot in the fishnet! (Girl-kissing, yay!)

I have a love of cocks I can't deny, I'm afraid, so bi it is. :)

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[info]varkias
2007-04-16 05:26 am UTC (link)
Yay! :D

Ahh, that does make it fairly set then. But hey, you do exist!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 08:55 am UTC (link)
I do? With the English Majors?

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[info]varkias
2007-04-16 09:14 am UTC (link)
Of course. English majors are sexy, too.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 09:18 am UTC (link)
I know *I'm* turned on by a big vocabulary! :D

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[info]makeshyft
2007-04-16 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Must.. not.. make.. "cunning linguist".. joke!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-16 02:58 pm UTC (link)
Puns! My other weakness!!

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