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karnythia ([info]karnythia) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-16 09:26:00


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Breastfeeding wank! It's in that bastion of fun, [info]customers_suck. There's too much stupid on both sides to link to it all. Read at your own risk.


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[info]nymeria
2007-04-16 03:06 pm UTC (link)
A philosophical quandary: is oft_wank a clone of stupid_free, or vice versa?

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[info]thexphial
2007-04-16 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Twins separated at birth.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I think stupid_free is our clone. Our faintly stupider clone, but only because it's a little harder to join oft_wank.

(As an aside, you always put me in a weird situation. The only other internet-Nymeria I know of is a flaming nunshitter, and when I see your username I immediately think of her - except you tend to be saying sensible things, not masturbating furiously with the thesaurus. Curse you, internet usernames!)

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[info]funwithrage
2007-04-16 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Are you referring to the Nymeria--I think it was Nymeria--who got featured on WORA-that-was? Damn, that takes me back.

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[info]nymeria
2007-04-16 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh, bugger. Now I'm all curious. Tell me interesting stories about my crazy counterpart! *settles cross-legged at your feet*

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 05:13 pm UTC (link)
It'll help to look at her WORA Wiki article, here, and also here.

Basically, she's a crazy Swedish chick who writes overly flowery character descriptions (you can see the one that caused all the fuss here, at the bottom of the page - it starts with the word "Lustrous", which is a warning sign right there) and who freaks out when people make fun of her for it, to the point of getting snark forums shut down over posting her writing for mockery purposes.

She is insane.

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[info]nymeria
2007-04-16 05:31 pm UTC (link)
My god, woman, get off my stolen name. O.o

I *knew* it was a mistake to use that rename token! Sadly my options were either nymeria or xxxmrs_dwinchesterxxx, and I felt it might be a little hard to be taken seriously with the latter. *sigh*

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 05:33 pm UTC (link)
There, there. It happens to the best of us; my usual handle is "Orangutan", and the only other online Orangutan I know of is a spooky furry who likes the kind of porn featuring hermaphrodites with twelve cocks and three vaginas.

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[info]billymasqets
2007-04-16 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Fasiken!

As I was clicking the links I idly thought: "Well, I only know of one Swedish GRRM fan, but it can't be, she never seemed OH MY GOD, IT IS HER!"

Fandom is smaller than I thought.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
It's a small, incestuous, batshit world after all.

It's quite possible she's not crazy unless she's being mocked, though, so there's that. The great part is, if she had ignored it all no one would remember it; the description itself wasn't that that, as these things go. It's the fuss she made that makes everyone remember her, not her writing.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
!!! Another WORAite.

I am indeed referring to the Swedish Dish.

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[info]funwithrage
2007-04-17 01:15 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes. WORA was my pre-f_w fix for The Batshit. Before the owner went Amish and closed the site down or whatever.

But now there's a Wiki? Awesome!

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-17 01:37 pm UTC (link)
It rides again - Pev brought it back to life after Vas went, um, whatever it was that she went. (Quaker, I thought?)

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[info]nymeria
2007-04-16 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Curse you, nutters! Why must you also read George R Martin and also be unable to come up with an original username! *shakes fist at the heavens*

(I'm the nymeria over on livejournal also, to prevent further confusion.)

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[info]omega
2007-04-16 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Nunshitter? A shitter of nuns or a nun that shits?

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-16 05:18 pm UTC (link)
A shitter of nuns. Nuns gotta take care of business same as everyone else.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-04-16 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Wait, a shitter of nuns?

Always figgered a group of them would be called a Ruler.. or possibly closet lesbians.

But that last may only be because of the Italian nun porn I've found.

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[info]zyna_kat
2007-04-16 04:10 pm UTC (link)
otf_wank: Date created: 2003-08-11
stupid_free: Date created: 2005-11-20

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-16 04:32 pm UTC (link)
Twins -- but seperated at birth!

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[info]puipui
2007-04-16 07:54 pm UTC (link)
It was a very long labor.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-04-17 05:44 am UTC (link)
So which one is Arnold?

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[info]bitca
2007-04-16 05:21 pm UTC (link)
oft_wank is just what happens in real life. otf_wank is the comm. ;)

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[info]puipui
2007-04-16 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I'm fairly certain oft_wank is the comm, too, nine times out of ten. I'm fairly certain we've wanked on this topic before, in particular.

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[info]rogue
2007-04-17 01:13 am UTC (link)
Pst, spelling differences.

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[info]t_boy
2007-04-17 02:35 am UTC (link)

There are resemblances?

I always thought stupid_free was a long and complicated joke, and the people who didn’t get the punchline were its members.

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