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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-17 10:40:00


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You call that a massacre? That's not a massacre...
Some people will wank about ANYTHING. I shouldn't be so surprised, considering the wank that happened over Hurricane Katrina.

However... Just so you all know, the incident at Virginia Tech is NOT a massacre, it's just a shooting.

And a quote from commenter spaceworrier: Pardon me, but a massacre implies something like gutting them alive at the same time and laughing and not being a complete nutjob. A massacre also usually involves a bunch of people, and it's not my fault that people can't use vocab properly these days.

Because, like, you know, these things are IMPORTANT and you plebeians should all be using proper English to describe horrific acts of violence.

Also, the follow-up of zomg I said something you didn't like! Complete with 'It's my journal and I'll cry if I want to' mentality.



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[info]seiberwing
2007-04-17 03:44 pm UTC (link)
...I hate people.

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[info]sadisticferret
2007-04-17 03:57 pm UTC (link)
~headdesk~

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[info]onaga
2007-04-17 03:58 pm UTC (link)
NO.

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iwanttobeasleep
2007-04-17 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Times like these I really wish I didn't keep watching OTF_wank for the occasional funny.

Just because it's a stupid Internet argument doesn't mean it belongs here.

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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-04-17 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-04-17 04:12 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-04-18 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rachelmap, 2007-04-18 08:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-18 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-18 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-04-18 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]antigone, 2007-04-18 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-04-18 09:02 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2007-04-17 03:59 pm UTC (link)
::facepalm:: Christ, what some people won't say for a few extra journal clicks.

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[info]waltraute
2007-04-17 03:59 pm UTC (link)
do not want :(

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[info]dark_puck
2007-04-17 04:01 pm UTC (link)
If anyone needs me, I'll be looking at cat macros and watching YGO: Abridged. Because the funny here is severely lacking.

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[info]keleri
2007-04-17 04:02 pm UTC (link)
God, I hate people. She needs to remove the dictionary from her ass so she can use it correctly.

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[info]justira
2007-04-17 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Jesus christ. My ex-girlfriend and very best friend goes there. Sure, have a heart-attack over this (I did!), but not for THAT REASON ._.

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[info]vigilanterodent
2007-04-17 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Look, I don't want to be a bitch about this, but:

It is pretty close to impossible for any wank relating to what happened yesterday at VT to be funny. This is not "His wife? A horse" awful, this is "Over thirty people are dead because of a crazy dude with a couple pistols".

It is not funny. Wank related to it? Not funny. I don't care if it's mostly just some asshole wanking about words, it's not appropriate for OTF, and it needs to not be making the rest of us miserable.

Please, for the love of god everyone, do not post VT shootings-related wanks, not even if Jesus fucking Christ Himself is in the comments having a flamewar with Muhammad while Buddha posts porn!

In short: BOO YOU WHORES.

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-04-17 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2007-04-17 04:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2007-04-17 04:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-17 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-04-18 10:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tyraarane_, 2007-04-18 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2007-04-17 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-04-17 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitca, 2007-04-17 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-04-17 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2007-04-18 12:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2007-04-17 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2007-04-17 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2007-04-17 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2007-04-18 03:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-04-18 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sailorjpg, 2007-04-23 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fevered_ego, 2007-04-23 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-18 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2007-04-19 09:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-19 09:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2007-04-19 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platypus, 2007-04-20 01:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rotten_fish, 2007-04-17 05:53 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]spawn_of_kong, 2007-04-18 12:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hearsawho, 2007-04-18 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-18 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tetsuki, 2007-04-18 01:54 am UTC
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[info]threegoldfish
2007-04-17 04:05 pm UTC (link)
aj;lkaghryhihawr80u45

That? That was my brain going "Sproing!" and leaving for Fiji. It's hoping to become an interesting sort of beach crab.

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[info]viralmemory
2007-04-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Is it possible that there should be a community for the wank that hurts? Masochistic_wank or summat like that? Stuff like this is strong with the wank, but weak with the funny. Maybe new comm is in order.

Also? AAAARGH DICTIONARY! IT IS YOUR FRIEND!

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2007-04-17 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-04-18 12:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luna_hoshino, 2007-04-18 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-04-17 06:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]viralmemory, 2007-04-17 06:24 pm UTC
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[info]sisterelwood
2007-04-17 04:25 pm UTC (link)
For a person obsessed with language it would be nice if s/he/it could spell 'forgotten' correctly. Unless there is a different spelling of the word in Canada where it appears the OP is from. In that case, ignore me and move along.

As for the wanking? A lot of people died who did nothing wrong but go to school. The way the OP is sounding it's like saying, "The shooter didn't get it right!"

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(no subject) - [info]nightfalltwen, 2007-04-17 04:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2007-04-17 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-17 11:47 pm UTC

[info]prettyamyrose
2007-04-17 04:58 pm UTC (link)
This is made of DO NOT WANT, fail, and lose. Please to be trying again with funny instead of unpleasantness.

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[info]ara
2007-04-17 05:12 pm UTC (link)
ARGH! [info]otf_wank, you're not being funny! It's so unfunny I...I have the urges to share irrevalent ancedotes about family members in relation to this event! Someone stop it...someone...anyone...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2007-04-17 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2007-04-17 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2007-04-18 01:43 pm UTC
Duck! - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-04-17 05:25 pm UTC
Re: Duck! - [info]ara, 2007-04-17 05:31 pm UTC
Re: Duck! - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-04-17 05:50 pm UTC
JF needs to stop eating my comments - [info]nekoneko, 2007-04-17 06:14 pm UTC
Re: JF needs to stop eating my comments - [info]ara, 2007-04-17 11:11 pm UTC
Beaten, but not out. - [info]ashu, 2007-04-18 12:14 am UTC
Re: Beaten, but not out. - [info]ara, 2007-04-18 03:17 pm UTC
Re: Beaten, but not out. - [info]ashu, 2007-04-18 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-04-18 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2007-04-18 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-04-18 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amyheartssiroc, 2007-04-19 04:23 am UTC
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[info]waterfront
2007-04-17 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Not really feeling the lolz over here.

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redwarrior
2007-04-17 05:41 pm UTC (link)
Thirty-odd people get killed, and all this person cares about is the definition of a word?

...ISSUES.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2007-04-17 11:15 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2007-04-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
I find that woman shallow and pedantic! Yes, shallow and pedantic.

I am trying to bring funny here. I am failing. :(

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(no subject) - [info]shinga, 2007-04-17 06:01 pm UTC
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[info]velvet_mace
2007-04-17 06:17 pm UTC (link)
*Trying hard to pretend this was really about the Boston Massacre (as the edit goes) and not anything as soulrendingly recent as oh, yesterday*

Why is it that people feel they have more insight into the proper use of the English language than thousands of professional writers over the last 50 years?

One day, hopefully soon, she's going to look back at this post and die repeatedly of embarassment. Claiming moral and intellectual supiriority while simultaniously showing herself to be insultingly insensitive, obtuse, and just plain incorrect -- that's a pretty large whammy to your repuation.

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[info]elfy
2007-04-17 11:15 pm UTC (link)
FUCK YOU, OTF_WANK.

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(no subject) - [info]your_face, 2007-04-17 11:57 pm UTC

[info]miome
2007-04-17 11:27 pm UTC (link)
God, I would almost rather see the 100th installment of Cute Overload wank than this unfunny crap.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2007-04-18 12:02 am UTC (link)
am i FORGIVEN ? ? ?

With that banner and background? You even have to ask? No. No you are not.

I understand you said something stupid about Virginia Tech, too. Doubt you're going to get a lot of fast forgiveness on that, either.

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[info]caito
2007-04-18 12:28 am UTC (link)
Massacre means to kill people indiscriminately.

My fifth-graders are doing the Revolutionary War in Social Studies right now, so I'm going to pretend, like [info]velvet_mace, that this was about the Boston Massacre... in which eleven people were shot (five killed, six wounded), and has been called a massacre for years and years and years.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-04-18 12:30 am UTC

[info]lessis
2007-04-18 12:38 am UTC (link)
I'm going to place this in the annuls of human stupidity right next to a piece of graffiti I saw on the UH campus today

"I'm in ur campus, killin ur studenz"

Argh!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2007-04-18 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-04-18 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lessis, 2007-04-18 04:48 am UTC

[info]herongale
2007-04-18 05:23 am UTC (link)
[info]faultypremise: did you honestly find this funny??

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