You call that a massacre? That's not a massacre...
Some people will wank about ANYTHING. I shouldn't be so surprised, considering the wank that happened over Hurricane Katrina.

However... Just so you all know, the incident at Virginia Tech is NOT a massacre, it's just a shooting.

And a quote from commenter spaceworrier: Pardon me, but a massacre implies something like gutting them alive at the same time and laughing and not being a complete nutjob. A massacre also usually involves a bunch of people, and it's not my fault that people can't use vocab properly these days.

Because, like, you know, these things are IMPORTANT and you plebeians should all be using proper English to describe horrific acts of violence.

Also, the follow-up of zomg I said something you didn't like! Complete with 'It's my journal and I'll cry if I want to' mentality.

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	iwanttobeasleep 2007-04-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
	The way I see it, the wank communities are here to make us laugh, or at least morbidly amuse us (such as the case of ponyfucker). You can't laugh at a massacre. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

fevered_ego
2007-04-18 07:44 am UTC (link)

Well, you can, but only if it's a clown massacre.

Picture this: the paramedics bumping into each other and dropping the stretcher repeatedly because of their hilarious oversized shoes. Clown parts are FLYING as the harried paramedics struggle to get the bodies out the door of the Clown Town KFC.

Finally they get all 44 of the dead clowns into the back of one tiny polka-dot painted clown ambulance, and instead of wheels, a bunch of feet come down out of the bottom of the vehicle and it goes running off down the road toward the clown hospital, which you'll just have to imagine yourselves.

Oh yeah, and this is crucial: during all of this, the Benny Hill theme is playing.

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	rachelmap 2007-04-18 08:19 am UTC (link)
	... I hate you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2007-04-18 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	The Benny Hill theme... like this? (WS.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2007-04-18 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, wow. That was hilarious and enabling all at the same time; if I had money to put into a monthly subscription, I'd buy WOW just from seeing that video. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sisterelwood 2007-04-18 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely sitting here, watching that video instead of studying. xD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	antigone 2007-04-18 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	The Benny Hill theme can make anything hilarous. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sisterelwood 2007-04-18 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	And if I wasn't going to Hell already I would be now- thanks for the laughe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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