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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-17 21:59:00


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Entry tags:baleeted, emo cutting

deleriumschild v. b0st0n: round 2
Our favorite poet is back for more! I never thought National Poetry Month would be so beautifully sticky!

After deleriumschild made a post on b0st0n and deleted it, ohhjuliet was disappointed and made her own post. Not to worry, though, because deleriumschild is wanking away in the comments. There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.

Deleriumschild proceeded to make more posts, including this one with disabled comments:

so it's like that,huh?
I find it funny how you all say I "suck" at writing, yet I've posted my poetry in numerous writing and poetry communities, showed it to many people who are not my friends/family and 95% of the time get good reviews. And these are people I don't know, many who write for a living or much more than I.

Shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the HBIC
[translation: my sn is shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the head bitch in charge]. I dare you, let's see how tough you are without your posse.

And this one, now deleted (but screencapped here):

if it's how you want it.
There! I fucking cut up my arm now I'm going to go write some more shitty poetry. Go ahead, fucking make fun of me, I don't give a shit. It's not like it's never happened. Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of. Obviously I should be dead. Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser. Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school. So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything. Should I help you out? let's see, "you're scum as a human" "you're ugly" "your mom is fat" "you can't spell". Does that start you off?


ohhjuliet has also made a second post, and brigid is egging deleriumschild on too.

b0st0n_snark, not to be outdone, has generously provided a screenshot (scroll down) of what kicked this all off.

Commence with the mock emo poetry!

ETA: Everything but the b0st0n_snark post and the first screencap is gone. Deleriumschild deleted her own entries, and a mod deleted the other three. However, there's some random Godwin-skirting in the mod post.




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[info]hallidae
2007-04-18 05:25 am UTC (link)
I am nice,I forgive easily

And I'm a horrible person, because that was the line that I just quit holding it in and started rolling laughing.

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MOCK EMO POETRY #23
[info]fevered_ego
2007-04-18 07:25 am UTC (link)
I sit and cry these scarlet tears, and feel so all alone.
My reality is killing me. I wish I could go home.
But where to go? I have no one, nobody by my side
They all think I'm a loser, howI want to run and hide

If only Chad would call me back I'd have the will to live
To carry on this wretched farce, to give all I can give.
But he's still into Beth, and she's a slut. He'll never come to me
He said it's because my sweater meat is only 20-C

So, Diary, I hold you close and grip your pages tight
I'll hold you in my bloody arms, you'll be my man tonight
Tomorrow when they find me here, my family will grieve
They'll wonder why he spurned me, and why I had to leave

And here they'll find the story of my tragic shortened youth
I bet Chad and Slutty Slut will cry when they hear the sordid truth
And you who find these writings, please, I hope you get the gist:
I died more from love ignored than from the sporks stuck in my wrist.

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Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-04-18 07:42 am UTC
Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 - [info]damnedfallacy, 2007-04-18 04:40 pm UTC
Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 - [info]priestesspadfoo, 2007-04-18 09:09 pm UTC
Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 - [info]rikiki, 2007-04-19 12:00 am UTC

[info]joye
2007-04-18 08:49 am UTC (link)
It's not that we dislike you personally. It's that you are an easy target. We are e-bullies. We are pathetic people, sitting in our rooms, watching late night TV, obsessively refreshing this page as we wait for the next funny thing you say. It's not a personal attack on you, as a person. I'm sure that in real life, you're fine. It's an attack on the fake internet persona you are showing. Most of us wouldn't dream of saying half this shit in real life.

Pez is making us look like human beings! SOMEONE STOP S/H/IT!

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-04-18 02:37 pm UTC
Pwned through Poetry
[info]criticalcricket
2007-04-18 10:00 am UTC (link)
Carefully rhyming every line
It's worth all that extra time
Looking through the dictionary
in my local public library
because there's that little catch
where all the words just have to match
Because everybody knows
You can't make poems without rhyming rows

Laugh at me if you want
But I can write poems and you can't!
I've been published, I've been praised
Look at all the money I've raised!
An internet lawyer I will hire
I'll have your jobs and get you fired!
All because of my excellent mastery
Of the thesaurus and dictionary!

You can try to make me cry
But I know you're all full of lies!
My friends all think I'm really great
So why don't you stop spreading hate
Go on with your pathetic lives
You can only try to strive
to be half the genius that I am
I'm the best thing since Green Eggs and Ham!

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Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-18 10:41 am UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]criticalcricket, 2007-04-18 03:05 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - verthandi, 2007-04-18 03:50 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]barankhy, 2007-04-18 11:36 am UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]ari_, 2007-04-18 02:56 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]barankhy, 2007-04-18 03:55 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 08:52 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]tehrin, 2007-04-19 09:59 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]barankhy, 2007-04-19 10:11 pm UTC
Re: Pwned through Poetry - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-04-19 10:28 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-18 10:49 am UTC (link)
Snacky's law.

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[info]haunted
2007-04-18 11:44 am UTC (link)
Is everyone in Boston a cock? I mean, deleriumschild is a certified freakshow, but none of the rest of the posters are much better.

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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-04-18 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2007-04-18 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-18 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-04-18 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-18 09:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-18 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-18 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aposiopetic, 2007-04-18 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-04-18 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aposiopetic, 2007-04-19 01:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2007-04-18 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ryuutchi, 2007-04-18 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]damien, 2007-04-19 03:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ryuutchi, 2007-04-19 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2007-04-18 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-04-19 07:49 pm UTC
Translation for those who don't speak "Emo"....
[info]cookie_love
2007-04-18 11:59 am UTC (link)
There! I fucking cut up my arm now
Translation: I used a typically emotive cliche in order to garner sympathy. Pity me, now!


Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of.
Translation: I'm too lazy to actually work on my writing skills; it's easier to piss and moan about lack of self-validation than to apply myself and improve.


Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser.
Translation: If I insult myself enough, eventually someone is going to disagree with me. Somebody? Anybody? Hellooooo?


Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school.
Translation: Please smack me with a purple-painted tuna.


So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything.
Translation: I've decided to take all the attention I can get. Please pay attention to me.

...Anyone paying attention to me yet?

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Re: Translation for those who don't speak "Emo".... - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-18 04:03 pm UTC

[info]sarahkjrsten
2007-04-18 12:01 pm UTC (link)
bLaH

blah 2 teh feelinz of teh world
all mai freinds r not
all mai luv r not
all mai hops r not
all mai feelinz r not

can sum1 shake teh pain uwai??
can sum1 break it opin??
i dun wanna feel nothin
i jus wanna feel sumthin

blah 2 teh feelins of teh world
de r ded in mai eyz

u dun no wut i feel
cuz wut i feel is real
n wut u feel is not

death n dispare hawnt mai
evry step
n nside i feel nuttin

bLaH



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(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2007-04-18 03:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2007-04-18 03:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2007-04-19 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2007-04-18 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2007-04-19 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]priestesspadfoo, 2007-04-18 10:15 pm UTC

[info]onaga
2007-04-18 12:34 pm UTC (link)
It's sad that I can't have adult conversations with people from my own town, never have I been treated so hurtfully.

never have i
wanted to cry
tears from my eye
because those from my town
gotta bring me down
they call me a clown
why do they treat me
so hurtfully
their words make me blee-
-d

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(no subject) - [info]alya1989262, 2007-04-18 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-04-19 12:57 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2007-04-18 12:46 pm UTC (link)
The lurkers support my poetry in e-mail -- in haiku form.

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my rhymes are pastede on
[info]glossing2
2007-04-18 01:23 pm UTC (link)
[I made a pastede on joke. Kill me now.]

"mah poetry is teh awsum"
cell-phone portraiture
made to capture
the green-taloned
pain of one sin'd
soul, screaming
silent for you to pay
attention, to love me, to say,
'hey, you're right!
you're punk to the core, rock all night'.

Please, won't you
pay attention, or shall I sue?

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dracothelizard
2007-04-18 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Why is everyone writing poetry themselves when you can just use darkly gothic poem creator?

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-18 04:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rolling_my_eyes, 2007-04-18 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]black_spot, 2007-04-18 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]priestesspadfoo, 2007-04-18 10:20 pm UTC

[info]gunshou
2007-04-18 03:15 pm UTC (link)
blood flowing thickly
i cry and write this while i
bartend in the dark

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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-18 09:52 pm UTC

verthandi
2007-04-18 04:02 pm UTC (link)
and 95% of the time get good reviews

Did she literally average all of her reviews to come up with that number? Also, what'd she do, publish her poetry on emopoetryrulez.com or something?

Plus, I really wanted to start using my nifty new icon and I can't get to the deleterius wank comments, so...there it is.

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-18 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2007-04-18 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2007-04-18 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-04-18 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-04-19 02:36 am UTC

[info]onyxnoir
2007-04-18 04:10 pm UTC (link)
...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything.


Might want to add liar to that list of insults, dear.

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(no subject) - [info]viralmemory, 2007-04-18 04:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-04-18 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-18 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-18 09:54 pm UTC

rachelthedemon
2007-04-18 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Is she trying to live out every cliche in the book, or is she really that pathetic?

*uses Happy Gay Sokka Icon to cancel out the emo*

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[info]shaysdays
2007-04-18 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Emom poetry...

Woe is me, for a houseplant was knocked over.
Like the stain of sadness on my heart,
So is the potting soil on my carpet.

From the blackest depths of my soul,
I stare at the dishwasher,
And cry solemn tears that will leave water marks,
Even moreso than the hard water has...
I must re-rinse.

My son's nose is running,
He uses the tissues that should contain my tears.
The cable is out,
His favorite show has flown away,
And we can not fix it. (No we can't.)

Emo is different for a mom.
For starters, we don't cut our arms.
Because we have to clean up the damn blood.
Blood is hard to get out of things.
I am too far gone to Shout.

Finis

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2007-04-19 03:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-04-19 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2007-04-19 03:11 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2007-04-18 06:28 pm UTC (link)
My life is not so utterly bad
I not even ever so slightly sad
But I can grin
When I hear FTW
Boy, my poetry sucks is not very rad.

I suck at emo and excel at bad poetry - rats.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-18 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Most of the commenters in b0st0n are pretty pathetic, but this thread had me rolling in my seat with the best laugh I've had in ages.

It just amazes me that she's that fucking gullible to a)give out her screen name and b)not expect that someone will try to use it to mock the hell out of her in the middle of a flame war.

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My poem is not good.
[info]caito
2007-04-18 08:21 pm UTC (link)
IT IS JARK IN MY SOUL.

omg walrusface

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Re: My poem is not good. - [info]shaysdays, 2007-04-18 08:47 pm UTC
Re: My poem is not good. - [info]caito, 2007-04-18 09:55 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh drat oh woe, delirium's child is doing it again!
Her emo-riffic pen has pierced my grammar's heart
And consonantal drift sets in -
I think I may experience an explosive vowel movement!
Fie!

This cannot continue! Woe is me!
My rage is great; my inner
English Teacher wants to eat her face.
Or perhaps just her left nostril.

I should punch her
In the dangling participles.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-04-18 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 09:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaysdays, 2007-04-18 10:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-04-19 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-19 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-04-19 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-19 02:11 pm UTC

[info]singe
2007-04-18 08:51 pm UTC (link)
Angst angst angst angst angst
Angst angst angst angst angst angst angst
Angst angst angst angst fart

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-18 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-18 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2007-04-18 09:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-18 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2007-04-19 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-19 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2007-04-19 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2007-04-20 09:25 pm UTC

[info]mcity
2007-04-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.
You know that episode of Foster's where Frankie goes, all sadly, "I'm punk rock?..."

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angst
[info]chaimonkey
2007-04-19 12:37 am UTC (link)
the angst
oh! the angst
so theatrical, drama queen
a butterfly with shredded wings
a tear that creeps so silently
across a pale and perfect cheek
and blood!
blood
that flows like rivers
across that pale, smooth skin
the very same
and the petals of lillies
that flutter, and lie still
at the delicate feet of a broken flower
of youth, struck down too soon
and oh! the angst
the sadness that tears apart
her very being
no one kows, no one knows
and no one wishes to
and yet, they do
so shed a tear, of suff'ring one
lie down amongst the gravestones
lie back and cry
as the butterflies limp by

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[info]vzg
2007-04-19 06:57 am UTC (link)
I fucking cut up my arm [...] I don't give a shit.

I could almost feel bad for her, but come on. Showing off self-mutilation for pity is just... yech.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-04-19 02:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-04-20 02:41 pm UTC


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