Pwned through Poetry
Carefully rhyming every line
It's worth all that extra time
Looking through the dictionary
in my local public library
because there's that little catch
where all the words just have to match
Because everybody knows
You can't make poems without rhyming rows

Laugh at me if you want
But I can write poems and you can't!
I've been published, I've been praised
Look at all the money I've raised!
An internet lawyer I will hire
I'll have your jobs and get you fired!
All because of my excellent mastery
Of the thesaurus and dictionary!

You can try to make me cry
But I know you're all full of lies!
My friends all think I'm really great
So why don't you stop spreading hate
Go on with your pathetic lives
You can only try to strive
to be half the genius that I am
I'm the best thing since Green Eggs and Ham!