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deleriumschild v. b0st0n: round 2
Our favorite poet is back for more! I never thought National Poetry Month would be so beautifully sticky!

After deleriumschild made a post on b0st0n and deleted it, ohhjuliet was disappointed and made her own post. Not to worry, though, because deleriumschild is wanking away in the comments. There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.

Deleriumschild proceeded to make more posts, including this one with disabled comments:

so it's like that,huh?
I find it funny how you all say I "suck" at writing, yet I've posted my poetry in numerous writing and poetry communities, showed it to many people who are not my friends/family and 95% of the time get good reviews. And these are people I don't know, many who write for a living or much more than I.

Shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the HBIC [translation: my sn is shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the head bitch in charge]. I dare you, let's see how tough you are without your posse.

And this one, now deleted (but screencapped here):

if it's how you want it.
There! I fucking cut up my arm now I'm going to go write some more shitty poetry. Go ahead, fucking make fun of me, I don't give a shit. It's not like it's never happened. Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of. Obviously I should be dead. Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser. Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school. So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything. Should I help you out? let's see, "you're scum as a human" "you're ugly" "your mom is fat" "you can't spell". Does that start you off?

ohhjuliet has also made a second post, and brigid is egging deleriumschild on too.

b0st0n_snark, not to be outdone, has generously provided a screenshot (scroll down) of what kicked this all off.

Commence with the mock emo poetry!

ETA: Everything but the b0st0n_snark post and the first screencap is gone. Deleriumschild deleted her own entries, and a mod deleted the other three. However, there's some random Godwin-skirting in the mod post.

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MOCK EMO POETRY #23

fevered_ego
2007-04-18 07:25 am UTC (link)

I sit and cry these scarlet tears, and feel so all alone.
My reality is killing me. I wish I could go home.
But where to go? I have no one, nobody by my side
They all think I'm a loser, howI want to run and hide

If only Chad would call me back I'd have the will to live
To carry on this wretched farce, to give all I can give.
But he's still into Beth, and she's a slut. He'll never come to me
He said it's because my sweater meat is only 20-C

So, Diary, I hold you close and grip your pages tight
I'll hold you in my bloody arms, you'll be my man tonight
Tomorrow when they find me here, my family will grieve
They'll wonder why he spurned me, and why I had to leave

And here they'll find the story of my tragic shortened youth
I bet Chad and Slutty Slut will cry when they hear the sordid truth
And you who find these writings, please, I hope you get the gist:
I died more from love ignored than from the sporks stuck in my wrist.

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	Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 evilsqueakers 2007-04-18 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I hate you. I read Chad and my mind instantly went to Chad Michael Murray. Now I'm terrified to go to sleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 damnedfallacy 2007-04-18 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	I love you. You know, if you posted that on MySpace as a serious piece, I'm thinking it'll make the rounds as OMGsoGud!!!11! in about 15 minutes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 priestesspadfoo 2007-04-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	SWEATER MEAT!!! :D :D :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: MOCK EMO POETRY #23 rikiki 2007-04-19 12:00 am UTC (link)
	D'you mind if I borrow this? I'm using the wank communities as the theme for a poetry project for Eng 102. I get to write a Shakespearean sonnet about the communities. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

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