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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-17 21:59:00


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Entry tags:baleeted, emo cutting

deleriumschild v. b0st0n: round 2
Our favorite poet is back for more! I never thought National Poetry Month would be so beautifully sticky!

After deleriumschild made a post on b0st0n and deleted it, ohhjuliet was disappointed and made her own post. Not to worry, though, because deleriumschild is wanking away in the comments. There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.

Deleriumschild proceeded to make more posts, including this one with disabled comments:

so it's like that,huh?
I find it funny how you all say I "suck" at writing, yet I've posted my poetry in numerous writing and poetry communities, showed it to many people who are not my friends/family and 95% of the time get good reviews. And these are people I don't know, many who write for a living or much more than I.

Shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the HBIC
[translation: my sn is shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the head bitch in charge]. I dare you, let's see how tough you are without your posse.

And this one, now deleted (but screencapped here):

if it's how you want it.
There! I fucking cut up my arm now I'm going to go write some more shitty poetry. Go ahead, fucking make fun of me, I don't give a shit. It's not like it's never happened. Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of. Obviously I should be dead. Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser. Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school. So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything. Should I help you out? let's see, "you're scum as a human" "you're ugly" "your mom is fat" "you can't spell". Does that start you off?


ohhjuliet has also made a second post, and brigid is egging deleriumschild on too.

b0st0n_snark, not to be outdone, has generously provided a screenshot (scroll down) of what kicked this all off.

Commence with the mock emo poetry!

ETA: Everything but the b0st0n_snark post and the first screencap is gone. Deleriumschild deleted her own entries, and a mod deleted the other three. However, there's some random Godwin-skirting in the mod post.



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Pwned through Poetry
[info]criticalcricket
2007-04-18 10:00 am UTC (link)
Carefully rhyming every line
It's worth all that extra time
Looking through the dictionary
in my local public library
because there's that little catch
where all the words just have to match
Because everybody knows
You can't make poems without rhyming rows

Laugh at me if you want
But I can write poems and you can't!
I've been published, I've been praised
Look at all the money I've raised!
An internet lawyer I will hire
I'll have your jobs and get you fired!
All because of my excellent mastery
Of the thesaurus and dictionary!

You can try to make me cry
But I know you're all full of lies!
My friends all think I'm really great
So why don't you stop spreading hate
Go on with your pathetic lives
You can only try to strive
to be half the genius that I am
I'm the best thing since Green Eggs and Ham!

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-18 10:41 am UTC (link)
want doesn't rhyme with can't NO INTERNET LAWYET FOR YOU

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]criticalcricket
2007-04-18 03:05 pm UTC (link)
That was the point. It's bad mock poetry after all. My rhyming is pastede on yay...or something like that.

Though, depending on pronunciation that could rhyme. If you cross your eyes, hold your breath, hop on one foot, clap three times, and believe in fairies, then it just might work. So get hopping.

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
verthandi
2007-04-18 03:50 pm UTC (link)
You could pass it off as an eye rhyme.

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]barankhy
2007-04-18 11:36 am UTC (link)
the dark chasm
of mainstream conformism has
corrupted.

your inner self
cannot recognize what is
truth.

unbound by norms
unfettered by rules

my words soar high
away from the dystopia
of corporate commonnessage.

my soul is better than yours,
damn right.
my talent is better than yours,
damn right.

and my lj cuts bring all the boys to the yard.

i see through your lies
i see through your shallowness
i see your emptiness
and i say
donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänswitwenrentenfondverwalter.

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]ari_
2007-04-18 02:56 pm UTC (link)
!!

> donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänswitwenrentenfondverwalter

ausbildungsakademienleiteruniformherstellungsfabrikswerksküchenausstattungsdesignkonsultantenhonorarsnotenbriefpapierverwertungsgesellschaftsvertragsunterzeichnungstermin

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]barankhy
2007-04-18 03:55 pm UTC (link)
ausbildungsakademienleiteruniformherstellungsfabrikswerksküchenausstattungsdesignkonsultantenhonorarsnotenbriefpapierverwertungsgesellschaftsvertragsunterzeichnungstermin...vereinbarung!

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 08:52 pm UTC (link)
I WISH I SPOKE GERMAN

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]tehrin
2007-04-19 09:59 pm UTC (link)

my soul is better than yours,
damn right.
my talent is better than yours,
damn right.


But what about your milkshake?

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]barankhy
2007-04-19 10:11 pm UTC (link)
I wanted to make milkshakes, but I eated all the icecream ;_; !

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Re: Pwned through Poetry
[info]julesnoctambule
2007-04-19 10:28 pm UTC (link)
My ice cream brings all the cats to my bowl. . .or something.

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