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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-17 21:59:00


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Entry tags:baleeted, emo cutting

deleriumschild v. b0st0n: round 2
Our favorite poet is back for more! I never thought National Poetry Month would be so beautifully sticky!

After deleriumschild made a post on b0st0n and deleted it, ohhjuliet was disappointed and made her own post. Not to worry, though, because deleriumschild is wanking away in the comments. There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.

Deleriumschild proceeded to make more posts, including this one with disabled comments:

so it's like that,huh?
I find it funny how you all say I "suck" at writing, yet I've posted my poetry in numerous writing and poetry communities, showed it to many people who are not my friends/family and 95% of the time get good reviews. And these are people I don't know, many who write for a living or much more than I.

Shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the HBIC
[translation: my sn is shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the head bitch in charge]. I dare you, let's see how tough you are without your posse.

And this one, now deleted (but screencapped here):

if it's how you want it.
There! I fucking cut up my arm now I'm going to go write some more shitty poetry. Go ahead, fucking make fun of me, I don't give a shit. It's not like it's never happened. Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of. Obviously I should be dead. Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser. Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school. So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything. Should I help you out? let's see, "you're scum as a human" "you're ugly" "your mom is fat" "you can't spell". Does that start you off?


ohhjuliet has also made a second post, and brigid is egging deleriumschild on too.

b0st0n_snark, not to be outdone, has generously provided a screenshot (scroll down) of what kicked this all off.

Commence with the mock emo poetry!

ETA: Everything but the b0st0n_snark post and the first screencap is gone. Deleriumschild deleted her own entries, and a mod deleted the other three. However, there's some random Godwin-skirting in the mod post.



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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh drat oh woe, delirium's child is doing it again!
Her emo-riffic pen has pierced my grammar's heart
And consonantal drift sets in -
I think I may experience an explosive vowel movement!
Fie!

This cannot continue! Woe is me!
My rage is great; my inner
English Teacher wants to eat her face.
Or perhaps just her left nostril.

I should punch her
In the dangling participles.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 08:51 pm UTC (link)
P.S. Fred Milton: still so very deeply Number One!

i heart lynda barry

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[info]shaysdays
2007-04-18 09:07 pm UTC (link)
*flips hair over eye at you*

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Hooray!

*tries to respond in kind! manages to get hair in eye!*

oh the pain

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[info]shaysdays
2007-04-18 10:27 pm UTC (link)
You should write a poem about that. You could be... your eye. And your hair is like... the world. Yeah...

*Puts on striped arm warmers and tribal-print scarf with black tee*

(Sadly, I own all three of those items, but at least I don't wear them together.)

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-18 11:33 pm UTC (link)
(I have arm-warmers! I made them from toe-socks my cat massacred the toe bits of. Does that count?)

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[info]luthe
2007-04-19 01:26 am UTC (link)
But are they slappy dangling participles?

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-19 01:47 am UTC (link)
*howwwwwwllllllll*

They are now. XD

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[info]puipui
2007-04-19 06:08 am UTC (link)
I love you. A lot. Really.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-04-19 02:11 pm UTC (link)
*Squee*

And I you~~

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