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Full o' Doom ([info]doomsday) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-17 21:59:00


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Entry tags:baleeted, emo cutting

deleriumschild v. b0st0n: round 2
Our favorite poet is back for more! I never thought National Poetry Month would be so beautifully sticky!

After deleriumschild made a post on b0st0n and deleted it, ohhjuliet was disappointed and made her own post. Not to worry, though, because deleriumschild is wanking away in the comments. There's even a picture of her in all her hardcore glory.

Deleriumschild proceeded to make more posts, including this one with disabled comments:

so it's like that,huh?
I find it funny how you all say I "suck" at writing, yet I've posted my poetry in numerous writing and poetry communities, showed it to many people who are not my friends/family and 95% of the time get good reviews. And these are people I don't know, many who write for a living or much more than I.

Shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the HBIC
[translation: my sn is shampoo150 if you wanna fuck with the head bitch in charge]. I dare you, let's see how tough you are without your posse.

And this one, now deleted (but screencapped here):

if it's how you want it.
There! I fucking cut up my arm now I'm going to go write some more shitty poetry. Go ahead, fucking make fun of me, I don't give a shit. It's not like it's never happened. Obviously I'm nothing but I worthless piece of shit with no talent for the one thing I've been passionate about and I am proud of. Obviously I should be dead. Go ahead, flame, post this on all your stupid "mocking" communities. I thought I was a good person, I am nice,I forgive easily, but obviously I'm nothing but a stupid psychotic, ugly, uneducated loser. Obviously things are always going to be the same no matter how much I change it will be like middle school. So here ya go, here is your chance...tell me what a piece of shit I obviously am...the soap box is there. I won't delete anything. Should I help you out? let's see, "you're scum as a human" "you're ugly" "your mom is fat" "you can't spell". Does that start you off?


ohhjuliet has also made a second post, and brigid is egging deleriumschild on too.

b0st0n_snark, not to be outdone, has generously provided a screenshot (scroll down) of what kicked this all off.

Commence with the mock emo poetry!

ETA: Everything but the b0st0n_snark post and the first screencap is gone. Deleriumschild deleted her own entries, and a mod deleted the other three. However, there's some random Godwin-skirting in the mod post.



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[info]alya1989262
2007-04-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Pfft... We're having a rainstorm right now. In Cairo, Egypt!

/my bad-weather-penis is bigger than yours

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-18 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Well, if we're playing that game, rainstorms usually don't kill people, do they? So far lulz i typed fart!, five people have died due to the storm and lots of people, including me, lost power during it.

/my bad-weather-penis is GODLY. You must bow before it.

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[info]doomsday
2007-04-18 10:11 pm UTC (link)
If we're really going to play that game, I think Seattle's December storm wins, with (I think) 14 dead and hundreds of thousands of homes without power for days--well over a week in some cases, over Christmas.

/my bad-weather-penis is INFINITE. Revere it!

So do bad-weather-penises look different than regular penises? Are they made of clouds and snowflakes and downed trees?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2007-04-18 10:14 pm UTC (link)
/reveres it mightily

I think they're kind of curved and covered in bark like a tree, but when you stroke them, little fluffy clouds, raindrops, and snowflakes come out of the tip.

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[info]aposiopetic
2007-04-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I got all excited until I got to the end of your sentence. I thought you meant Kay-ro Cairo, as seen in American Gods, but no, you had to go and mean the real one :p

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[info]alya1989262
2007-04-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I'd chuckle knowingly, but I haven't read American Gods (it's a novel, right?), so I'm not sure what's so exciting about Cairo. :P

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[info]aposiopetic
2007-04-19 01:13 am UTC (link)
*L* Yeah, it's a novel by Neil Gaiman that I'm (literally) halfway through. The central character was told to go to south to Kay-ro, which apparently meant Cairo (pronounced Kay-ro), Illinois, to go see Jackal. It wasn't terribly exciting there, unless you have a thing for morticians :p It was just funny, because I don't run across many references to Cairo in a day, you know?

It is a pretty good book, though :) I'd recommend it, but with the warning that it's pretty fucked up (although not the extent of Neverwhere, which got to the point that I couldn't read it on my lunch break, because it killed my appetite).

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