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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00


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slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says
Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.


Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!


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[info]puipui
2007-04-18 10:37 pm UTC (link)
OMG weepingcock wank! My little comm's all growed up! *wipes away tear*

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-18 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I think that maybe it's time we give weepingcock... the talk. "Sweetheart, you're getting bigger now. That means that you may feel the urge to, you know... wank. It's only natural."

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[info]puipui
2007-04-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
We should tell them that wanking will make them go blind unless they make a concerted effort to turn it into an entertaining read.

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[info]pyratejenni
2007-04-19 01:20 am UTC (link)
Preferably with iconable phrases.

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ealusaid
2007-04-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
That would be the best modpost ever.

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[info]m_butterfly
2007-04-18 11:59 pm UTC (link)
*snuffles* I remember when it was so wee and cute and all the spooge was in the quotes, not covering the members!

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[info]puipui
2007-04-19 12:08 am UTC (link)
I was expecting it to show up here way before now, to be honest, especially with so many known wankers (and wankas!) as members. It's a miracle that it's gone for as long as it has, really.

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[info]randomsome1
2007-04-19 12:18 am UTC (link)
Still, a pity to see it go.

(Though if I bring cockvore then it may scar people into forgetting that this ever existed.)

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-19 12:44 am UTC (link)
Please do.

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(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2007-04-20 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]semtex, 2007-04-20 05:22 am UTC

[info]puipui
2007-04-19 12:47 am UTC (link)
What she said!

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[info]semtex
2007-04-19 02:51 am UTC (link)
This is relevant to my interests.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-04-19 01:25 am UTC (link)
not covering the members!

*snerk*

/is twelve

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pastri_archy
2007-04-19 02:34 am UTC (link)
Icon. XD

/is also 12

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
Woe. My request for membership was declined.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-19 02:37 am UTC (link)
That was me. If there's nothing on your user info that confirms that you're over eighteen, I reject your request. There's just no other way to keep the membership queue manageable.

If you still want to join, give me your LJ username (send to snapping dot dragon at gmail dot com if you don't want to post it here) and I'll send you an invite.

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
fuzzybluelogic

and I'm, sadly, haven't seen 18 in...more than a decade

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
I mean dreadpiratekurt on LJ (d'oh)

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-19 02:48 am UTC (link)
Invitation sent! Go here:

http://www.livejournal.com/manage/invites.bml

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-04-19 04:43 am UTC

[info]julesnoctambule
2007-04-19 03:18 am UTC (link)
I had the same problem; I list my age indirectly(same as the Apple II, baby!) but am absolutely over 28 18.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
What's your LJ username? (I can't be bothered to read people's profiles that carefully. I just skim, so I'm likely to miss stuff like that.)

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2007-04-19 02:42 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2007-04-19 03:32 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear. There's going to be a bump in membership, isn't there? I'll have to actually log in on LJ and do something! And possibly find an email address that works correctly, since mine hasn't for something like a month now. Sigh.

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[info]puipui
2007-04-19 03:42 am UTC (link)
Damn, that's a lot of 19-year-olds! Also, I rejected the one that applied with an RPG journal for giving Peter Pettigrew's age as their own, the sneaky little bastard.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2007-04-19 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2007-04-19 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-04-19 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2007-04-19 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2007-04-19 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arielchan, 2007-04-22 05:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melusina, 2007-04-21 05:49 am UTC

[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-19 04:41 am UTC (link)
Dude - you're at weeping cock? *happy joy*

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[info]puipui
2007-04-19 05:49 am UTC (link)
I made weepingcock. I'm koshiroryuu over there. ^_^

That being said, though, I haven't been on LJ at all in absolutely ages, so it's been all [info]ladybirdsleeps doing the modship over there lately until RL calms down for me a bit and I can manage time for LJ-ing again. I didn't even see this until it got posted here. Sigh.

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[info]pet
2007-04-21 11:40 pm UTC (link)
OMG, how did I not know of this comm??!? This is the BEST THING EVER.

*dives in*

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