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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood (mcity) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00

slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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	doomsday 2007-04-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty choosy about testicles. One can never be too picky when it comes to selecting a scrotum. Size, color, hairiness, texture, elasticity, and symmetry should all be taken into careful consideration. This set of testes may be with you forever, so please, take your time deciding. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hangingfire 2007-04-18 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaaand now all I can think of is scenes from Grindhouse again. Crap. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2007-04-19 02:45 am UTC (link)
	That's much more interesting than being taught how to judge male animals in 4H livestock judging class. Somehow I've been rendered immune to the word "scrotum." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	notjo 2007-04-19 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Does this mean I need to audition more testicles before I can choose? Mmmmm..... I'm all for having to see many many naked testicles before I make the decision of Hetero Life Partner. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2007-04-19 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I kind of want to have an open audition and see a bunch at once. "Not bouncy enough. Next. Too lopsided. Next." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
	"Yes, no no no no no no, YES, no no no no no no YES no no YES no no no no no no no no no no YES! ... no no no no no no... YES, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... wait-a-minute... YEEEEES! OLE!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-04-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I FTW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm sad when I've counted all those nos to make sure I have the right amount. hangs head (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pyratejenni 2007-04-19 01:25 am UTC (link)
	I keep picturing the orgy-selection scene from History of the World, Part 1: "Yes, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, YES!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
	HAhaha. I just saw your comment. laugh I just - I did that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2007-04-19 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Reminds me of that one Onion article with the guy talking about washing and polishing his balls. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 04:53 am UTC (link)
	ROFLMAO! You win! I don't know what you win exactly, but it's very awesome! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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