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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00


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slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says
Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.


Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!


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[info]randomsome1
2007-04-18 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Aw, you got to it before I could.


So let me get this straight: From my experience and from info gleaned from the guys I've asked, the scrotum tightens to the body so it doesn't flap around and slap things during sex because Ow, no, bad. It looks like tenou_k is insisting that his flaps around anyway . . . but later goes on to say that yes, generally it behaves like I said it does, and his flappy-slappy is really just some sort of impact.

Maybe I should've addressed the community as "Boys and girls," so he could freak out over "THINK OF THE TRANNIES U HOR!"

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[info]frau_eva
2007-04-20 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Honestly? You were pretty cocky(no pun intended) about your knowledge on the subject, and then tried to blame him by saying he expected you to be "psychic" when all he was trying to do was say that his balls didn't act that way. He didn't expect you to be psychic. Just to know what you're talking about when you say you do, and to reasonably accept that someone may have had a different experience. But instead, you shifted blame onto him instead of accept that you might not be right about the machanics of sex 100% of the time.

During certain positions, I've experienced the mentioned occurences with different boyfriend(and it was most definitely NOT other body parts), they've experienced the same in certain positions with other women, and my male friends have said the same as well. But I guess I'm expecting you to "psychically" know that by actually voicing any sort of difference.

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[info]randomsome1
2007-04-21 04:35 am UTC (link)
You were pretty cocky(no pun intended) about your knowledge on the subject, and then tried to blame him by saying he expected you to be "psychic" when all he was trying to do was say that his balls didn't act that way.

I think you're reading the wrong thread, cuz that doesn't look like either of the relevant replies I made.

I changed my comment in the post itself to reflect my experience/knowledge of the subject once he and logoperson'd kicked off, but I stopped poking at him when I saw what direction he'd run. He came in looking for a fight instead of just outright trying to tell me differently, and got exactly what he was looking for. Just not from me.

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[info]njyoder
2007-04-25 07:23 am UTC (link)
It varies from guy to guy. Like he said, it's when it's cold outside. They tighten a little, not a lot. The "slappage" varies from guy to guy, especially based on shape and size. If you want "slapping" there is plenty of porn you can find with gigant0r testicles giving the woman a good beating.

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[info]randomsome1
2007-04-25 12:27 pm UTC (link)
Note to self: Watch more porn. Solely for the scientific aspect. Yeah.

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