slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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	katarin 2007-04-18 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	dude... there is so much teel dear I fear my eyes won't ever recover from the glaze that's covered them. Can some one summarize this for me? Maybe provide bulletpoint summaries? (Reply to this)(Thread)

alya1989262
2007-04-18 11:40 pm UTC (link)

-Excerpt contains mention of balls slapping
-People giggle and snort at the mental image
-tenou_k doesn't think it's that weird
-tenou_k is a man, by the way, and the other protagonists are women
-He is also gay
-Somehow, all of this means he's entitled to have a hissy fit and say that yes, balls do slap during sex, but they do not. Or something.

Alternative summary:
-tenou_k wants to feel opressed because he is a gay man.

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njyoder
2007-04-25 07:20 am UTC (link)

Uh, no. They brought up that he was a gay and kept pressing him about it for no apparent reason. He rightly felt insulted because they were trying to make it about him being gay when he was just trying to clarify that he had the male equipment experience before they blew it all out of proportion.

The real summary is that they thought that something about the slash was anatomically incorrect, but in reality, the women were incorrectly understanding it.

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	alya1989262 2007-04-25 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	I LOVE YOU, NATHAN! I THINK IT'S VERY SEXY WHEN YOU PULL SUMMARIES OUT OF YOUR HAWT ASS AND FAIL AT READING COMPREHENSION! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR SOCKPUPPETS! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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