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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood (mcity) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00

slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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	pokecheck 2007-04-18 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'm thinking of the the fish slapping dance from Monty Python! Help me! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-04-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Now I'm thinking of the the fish slapping dance from Monty Python! Now with added testicles! And here I thought nothing could ever improve that sketch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2007-04-19 12:00 am UTC (link)
	If the little slapping is painful, that finishing move must be brutal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2007-04-19 12:05 am UTC (link)
	For which side? Or is it one of those that causes equal pain to the slapper and the slappee? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2007-04-19 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Ooh. Death by mutual fish/ball slapation. That'll look great on matching tombstones. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2007-04-19 12:28 am UTC (link)
	"Here lies ____ He died doing what he loved best- mutual fish/ball slapation" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	joye 2007-04-19 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I tried to have a moment of silence for his untimely demise, but I was laughing too hard. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2007-04-19 12:40 am UTC (link)
	I'd have to ruin that graveside service by cackling hysterically. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2007-04-19 01:43 am UTC (link)
	No help for you! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2007-04-19 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I do like the fish, but the pith helmets and Sam Brownes just MAKE that sketch. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2007-04-19 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	Not to mention John Cleese's smiling at the camera in the friendliest way after he'd just knocked Palin into the water. He just seems so accomplished! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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