slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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	doomsday 2007-04-19 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I kind of want to have an open audition and see a bunch at once. "Not bouncy enough. Next. Too lopsided. Next." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 04:56 am UTC (link)
	"Yes, no no no no no no, YES, no no no no no no YES no no YES no no no no no no no no no no YES! ... no no no no no no... YES, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no... wait-a-minute... YEEEEES! OLE!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoneko 2007-04-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I FTW. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2007-04-19 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	You know I'm sad when I've counted all those nos to make sure I have the right amount. hangs head (Reply to this)(Parent)

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