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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood (mcity) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00

slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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	fuzzybluelogic 2007-04-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
	Woe. My request for membership was declined. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybirdsleeps 2007-04-19 02:37 am UTC (link)
	That was me. If there's nothing on your user info that confirms that you're over eighteen, I reject your request. There's just no other way to keep the membership queue manageable. If you still want to join, give me your LJ username (send to snapping dot dragon at gmail dot com if you don't want to post it here) and I'll send you an invite. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-04-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
	fuzzybluelogic and I'm, sadly, haven't seen 18 in...more than a decade (Reply to this)(Parent)

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-04-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I mean dreadpiratekurt on LJ (d'oh) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybirdsleeps 2007-04-19 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Invitation sent! Go here: http://www.livejournal.com/manage/invites.bml (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-04-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Yay! And accepted (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2007-04-19 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I had the same problem; I list my age indirectly(same as the Apple II, baby!) but am absolutely over 28 18. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybirdsleeps 2007-04-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
	What's your LJ username? (I can't be bothered to read people's profiles that carefully. I just skim, so I'm likely to miss stuff like that.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2007-04-19 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	My LJ is werewolf_lib, thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-04-19 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, dear. There's going to be a bump in membership, isn't there? I'll have to actually log in on LJ and do something! And possibly find an email address that works correctly, since mine hasn't for something like a month now. Sigh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-04-19 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Damn, that's a lot of 19-year-olds! Also, I rejected the one that applied with an RPG journal for giving Peter Pettigrew's age as their own, the sneaky little bastard. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladybirdsleeps 2007-04-19 04:09 am UTC (link)
	If you're sixteen in real life, you're nineteen on the internet! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	digigirl132 2007-04-19 04:16 am UTC (link)
	What about people who are actually 19? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2007-04-19 04:24 am UTC (link)
	They're all bisexual girl English majors who enjoy playing video games in their spare time? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankaholic 2007-04-19 04:38 am UTC (link)
	[is nineteen] [is most of those things, though she's double-majoring in English hopefully maybe if she can convince the department] . . . woe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	digigirl132 2007-04-19 06:08 am UTC (link)
	!!! Sweet Jesus! is all of those things, but is 20 instead of 19 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	arielchan 2007-04-22 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	o_O Ditto. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	melusina 2007-04-21 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Damn, disqualified for being 23. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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