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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-18 18:14:00
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slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says
Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.


Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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[info]limyaael
2007-04-19 03:02 am UTC (link)
I dislike it because it often implies that the story is heading in the direction of the soulmate premise and/or that one person is a creature of some kind and needs to "mate" to live. I hate both ideas. I would especially like to see them die out of any fiction involving werewolves, plzkthx. (Wolves will mate with their relatives and prevent subordinates in the pack from breeding. They also regurgitate food for their pups. For some reason, this is never considered sexy enough to be in the werewolf fiction).

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-04-19 03:23 am UTC (link)
They also regurgitate food for their pups

I have to work this into a fic now, somehow. Have to.

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[info]goldberry
2007-04-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
Lupin adopts Harry - hilarity ensues. *Nodnods*

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[info]tangentialone
2007-04-19 05:41 am UTC (link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hate you.

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[info]julesnoctambule
2007-04-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
'Going to vomit that up for us later?'

'Shut it.'

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[info]daylightsparks
2007-04-20 02:55 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHA I am so writing that fic.

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[info]goldberry
2007-04-20 04:02 am UTC (link)
Please do - I will read it, laugh my ass off, and then quite possibly accidentally send it to my thesis advisor instead of my current draft, because that is what my life is like. *Nodnods*

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[info]aposiopetic
2007-04-19 04:20 am UTC (link)
While it wasn't portrayed in a sexy way (and, umm, rightfully so), the whole regurgitation bit was in a Snape/Lupin fic, Motherless Child by Ellid (which can be found on Moonshadow).

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[info]onaga
2007-04-19 04:21 am UTC (link)
In my friend's werewolf story, there is actually something about their dogs (i.e. pets) not needing to be spayed/neutered because the werewolves give off hormones that basically sterilized the dogs. There are no pups, though. XD

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-19 02:01 pm UTC (link)
In fairness, you could argue that werewolves don't need to regurgitate food because they have hands and thus can carry it.

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