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chaos_theory
2007-04-19 03:33 am UTC (link)

I can think of is the first unscrambled porn I ever saw, called memorably Juranal Park, which had a horrendous and hilarious sex scene where a woman with a very nasal and pronouced Brooklyn accent kept trying to seductively murmur "Ohhh, your balls are slapping my ass, your balls are slapping my ass!" Appearently the director thought that was a selling point. The only other scene I can remember isthe one where, to simulate dinosaurs attacking a building, someone held plastic toy dinosaurs up really close to the camera while wiggling them up and down and making rawrrrr! noises.

Which leads me to conclude that all the best porn comes from the back rooms of tourist shops on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.

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	hellespont 2007-04-19 03:41 am UTC (link)
	The only other scene I can remember is the one where, to simulate dinosaurs attacking a building, someone held plastic toy dinosaurs up really close to the camera while wiggling them up and down and making rawrrrr! noises. Wash isn't dead, he's alive and working in the sex industry! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-04-19 04:22 am UTC (link)
	"You work in porn?" "In special effects. Not as great as you'd think." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2007-04-19 03:46 am UTC (link)
	The only other scene I can remember isthe one where, to simulate dinosaurs attacking a building, someone held plastic toy dinosaurs up really close to the camera while wiggling them up and down and making rawrrrr! noises. BEST. PORN. EVER. OMG. dies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	solle 2007-04-19 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think you need to see this. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wanktastic 2007-04-19 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	OMG! There's a porn version of YouTube? What rock have I been under? bookmarks (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aerinc 2007-04-19 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	There's also this one! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2007-04-19 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	...those are very unsexy blowjobs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brown_betty 2007-04-20 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid to click. Is it the pterodactyl porn I was traumatized by last year? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aposiopetic 2007-04-19 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That was in an episode of Family Guy, where they pseudo-killed of Quagmire :D "Oh no, oh no, evil pots and pans robot!....and now I'm sure you're wondering what happened to the body. Well, we thought of that." Does wiggly plastic dinosaur thing (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2007-04-19 02:04 pm UTC (link)
	...Is that... Elphaba? O_o (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

aposiopetic
2007-04-19 03:35 pm UTC (link)

Hee, yes it is ♥ To be specific, it's Julia Murney from the March 14 show she did on tour. I'm at work so I don't have the video with me, but I think it's the "held in such high esteem" line. I just thought that she really looked like a T-Rex when she sang it. Sadly, she didn't do it when I saw her last month ._.

I don't have space here for all the Wicked icons I have on my LJ.

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	seraphtrevs 2007-04-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - AWESOME! And in the actress's defense, I don't think there's any accent that could make that line sexy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hickorydickory 2007-04-19 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	What if it's Antonio Banderas? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	torawashi 2007-04-19 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	I...just...guh...head explodes (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luthe 2007-04-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
	"Grr, Argh!" Mutant Enemy logo flashes (Reply to this)(Parent)

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