slappy internets slapfight
On Weepingcock, a community dedicated to making fun of bad sex descriptions in fiction, an excerpt is posted. The excerpt in question involves slappy testicles. The OP says

Seriously, I think these authors forget the basics of how male anatomy functions.

Some guy named tenou_k throws a hissyfit. Or something. Cue people arguing, insulting, and generally violating Sealink's Law of Saccharine Condescension.

That said; aw, mousie!

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frau_eva
2007-04-20 02:56 pm UTC (link)

Honestly? You were pretty cocky(no pun intended) about your knowledge on the subject, and then tried to blame him by saying he expected you to be "psychic" when all he was trying to do was say that his balls didn't act that way. He didn't expect you to be psychic. Just to know what you're talking about when you say you do, and to reasonably accept that someone may have had a different experience. But instead, you shifted blame onto him instead of accept that you might not be right about the machanics of sex 100% of the time.

During certain positions, I've experienced the mentioned occurences with different boyfriend(and it was most definitely NOT other body parts), they've experienced the same in certain positions with other women, and my male friends have said the same as well. But I guess I'm expecting you to "psychically" know that by actually voicing any sort of difference.

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randomsome1
2007-04-21 04:35 am UTC (link)

You were pretty cocky(no pun intended) about your knowledge on the subject, and then tried to blame him by saying he expected you to be "psychic" when all he was trying to do was say that his balls didn't act that way.

I think you're reading the wrong thread, cuz that doesn't look like either of the relevant replies I made.

I changed my comment in the post itself to reflect my experience/knowledge of the subject once he and logoperson'd kicked off, but I stopped poking at him when I saw what direction he'd run. He came in looking for a fight instead of just outright trying to tell me differently, and got exactly what he was looking for. Just not from me.

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