I, too, want to know where bkmichele works. My father frequently travels on business (he's a salesman) and stays in hotels. I wish there was some way I could tell him to never, ever stay there.

...On the other hand, when he gets angry, he looks sort of like a hitman (the job my brother's friends all thought he had in high school). So perhaps it would be worth having him get angry at being treated this rudely.