Teens see Lesbian book, Father sues Library, Wank Follows (bad pun intended)
The Morning News posts this story about a Man who is suing a library $20,000 and demanding that the hiring of the library director over The Whole Lesbian Sex Book claiming: "My sons were greatly disturbed by viewing this material and this matter has caused many sleepless nights in our house."

*pauses for obvious jokes*

Readers of the article can post in response and of course some wank follows.

ETA: Washington Post has an article with a small but wanking comment section.

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innsmouth_eyes
2007-04-25 10:49 pm UTC (link)

Oh man, that's just too silly. I haven't read the wank yet because the article is so funny.

>>"patently offensive and lacks any artistic, literary or scientific value,"

Well, then they have to remove everything by Dan Brown, Anne Rice and John Ringo, too. It's only fair :)

>>*pauses for obvious jokes*

..."It's that damn 'fapping' noise coming from the boys' rooms!"

>>"God was speaking to my heart that day and helped me find the words that proved successful in removing this book from the shelf," Adams stated Thursday.

"ADAMS, THY LORD COMMANDETH, SUE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM."

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	amymccabe 2007-04-25 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, the article is about as good as the wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2007-04-26 12:35 am UTC (link)
	"God was speaking to my heart that day..." Ya'll don't want to know what God is speaking to MY heart right now. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rimrunner 2007-04-26 04:31 am UTC (link)
	"God was speaking to my heart that day..." More like, the library board went "OH SHIT" and yanked it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redwarrior 2007-04-26 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	...Whatever happened to "You cannot serve both God and mammon"? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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