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amymccabe ([info]amymccabe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-25 18:50:00
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Teens see Lesbian book, Father sues Library, Wank Follows (bad pun intended)
The Morning News posts this story about a Man who is suing a library $20,000 and demanding that the hiring of the library director over The Whole Lesbian Sex Book claiming: "My sons were greatly disturbed by viewing this material and this matter has caused many sleepless nights in our house."

*pauses for obvious jokes*

Readers of the article can post in response and of course some wank follows.

ETA: Washington Post has an article with a small but wanking comment section.

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[info]semirecluse
2007-04-26 12:13 am UTC (link)
For some reason that reminded me of this Fundies Say the Darndest Things post.

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[info]caito
2007-04-26 01:25 am UTC (link)
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

I.
CAN'T.
BREATHE.
TOO.
MUCH.
LAUGHTER.

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-04-26 02:33 am UTC (link)
Does this girlfriend live in Canada, I wonder?

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[info]vzg
2007-04-26 05:59 am UTC (link)
You bet! And he can't wait to eat her pussy again!

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[info]jira
2007-04-26 07:43 pm UTC (link)
She cooks like his mother and sucks like a Hoover.

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[info]vzg
2007-04-26 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver!

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ealusaid
2007-04-26 02:58 am UTC (link)
Ditto yours.

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pastri_archy
2007-04-26 03:19 am UTC (link)
GIP.

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[info]okalintu
2007-04-26 03:46 am UTC (link)
That's hilarious on so many levels that I can't even bother to count them.

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[info]saralina25
2007-04-26 04:03 am UTC (link)
There...are no words because I seriously had an asthma attack from laughing so hard.

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[info]amxjm
2007-04-26 05:00 am UTC (link)
Thank you. I've been sick the last few days and, well, they do say laughter is the best medicine. If that's true, I'll be cured in another 5 minutes.

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[info]coffeebun
2007-04-26 05:35 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHA GIRLFRIEND AHAHA.
I feel so sorry for this Linda person, but I can't stop giggling.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2007-04-26 03:39 pm UTC (link)
I will NEVER STOP LAUGHING.

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[info]tunxeh
2007-04-26 02:08 am UTC (link)
I and my icon love the title of that one.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2007-04-26 11:29 am UTC (link)
I love you for bringing this site into my life

*settles down to avoid work for another few hours*

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[info]amymccabe
2007-04-26 12:17 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

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[info]plazmah
2007-04-26 02:52 pm UTC (link)
That website makes me laugh so hard. Because the alternative is to cry my eyes out from the horror of it all.

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