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karnythia ([info]karnythia) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-04-26 23:37:00


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[info]aria_star says in a thread in [info]inbetweenies On my mom's side, I'm a direct descendant of Pocahontas and of a black slave... thus making this officially the stupidest "I'm not racist but..." argument I've ever seen in my life. Mind you, the whole post is made of crazy, so there's more than just race wank, there's size wank too. Enjoy!


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[info]urpletastic
2007-04-27 06:28 am UTC (link)
I'm descended from seven generations of horse thieves; does that entitle me to be a wanker too?

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[info]southerngaelic
2007-04-27 08:56 am UTC (link)
...There's a "His wife? A horse" joke in there, but I don't think I'm brave enough to make it D:

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[info]lady7jane
2007-04-27 12:17 pm UTC (link)
I'm the direct descendant of a man and a horse, where's my support group?

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[info]isntitironic
2007-04-27 01:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm Irish/English on my dad's side - the English side is very proud of being descended from King Edward III, and the Irish side is very proud of being descended from horse theives.

(I'm also Austrian/Ukranian on my mom's side... the Austrians are very proud of getting out before the holocaust, while the Ukranians don't talk about being Ukranian. I can only assume they did something horrible involving perogies and painted eggs.)

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[info]bubosquared
2007-04-27 02:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm Irish/English on my dad's side

So you oppress yourself, then? :D

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[info]plazmah
2007-04-27 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I can only assume they did something horrible involving perogies and painted eggs.

I LOLed

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-04-27 03:16 pm UTC (link)
I'M descended from a wealthy Welsh family who owned a castle. Clearly I need to be more snobbish.

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[info]frequentmouse
2007-04-27 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Me, too, except they lost it some time around 1603 and headed to the new world as indentured servants.

All they had left was a sort of embarrassing last name.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-04-27 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I'm decended from Prussian Nobility (not sure which house or such), though being decended from horse thieves just sounds so much cooler.

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[info]hickorydickory
2007-04-28 12:04 am UTC (link)
Damn. I wish I was interesting like you.

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[info]oar
2007-04-28 07:25 am UTC (link)
I'm descended from a bunch of rowdy Irish that stepped off a boat sometime during the nineteenth century. This means that I can wank indiscriminately about how the English are oppressing me by all that . . . stuff . . . they did to the Irish that one time. You know. Oppressive stuff. May have involved potatoes. Or car-bombs. So, uh, . . . death to the English!

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[info]lukita
2007-04-28 01:41 pm UTC (link)
According to my uncle, our family is related to Tzu-Hsi through an adopted daughter, I'm just glad we're not actually related since I won't be here otherwise. I think half of China can claim to be related to somebody important or other though.

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