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velvet_mace (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} velvet_mace) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Learning to breathe right is the cure for EVERYTHING!
Honestly it's amazing how much it cures to just learn how to breathe properly -- and by properly I mean not at all.
Sure it's tough for the first bit, but after you've mastered holding your breath for oh 8-10 minutes it all becomes much, much easier. No more asthma attacks. No more illness. No annoying allergies. And keeping Vegan is a synch. In fact, you don't need to eat anything living ever again.
You don't even need to take hormone pills to keep from getting pregnant.
Damn Western Medicine for taking us away from this technique. The people in the past had the right idea all along.
Honestly it's amazing how much it cures to just learn how to breathe properly -- and by properly I mean not at all.
Sure it's tough for the first bit, but after you've mastered holding your breath for oh 8-10 minutes it all becomes much, much easier. No more asthma attacks. No more illness. No annoying allergies. And keeping Vegan is a synch. In fact, you don't need to eat anything living ever again.
You don't even need to take hormone pills to keep from getting pregnant.
Damn Western Medicine for taking us away from this technique. The people in the past had the right idea all along.
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