"Your fanfic prefs make you evil" meets "My Fanpanese is superior to YOUR Fanpanese!"
More Fanficrants wank.

Minervasolo decides that everyone needs to stop and think about what the tags on the fics they read say about them.

The problem with using too much fangirl Japanese in warnings is (a) the meanings becpome diluted and (b) it allows people to imagine they are reading something other than what they are.

Of course, she then goes on to say: So something I'm rather more comfortable with: yaoi. Yaoi, by definition, is very strong gay porn. No, not really, deary.

Wankiness is sure to follow.

I agree on the shota-con thing completely. It scares me. It really does. It's a whole new level of hypocrisy, even moreso than those damnable rapeissohawt fics.

But don't worry, I only TECHNICALLY think you're a horrible monster.

I, personally, love the line: Hm. If reading shota makes one a paedophile, then reading slash must make me gay.

As a warning to those in the first two rows of otf_wank, you WILL get spooged.