We're sorry you're not as good as us :(
Thank you to the anonymouse on wank_report for this one.

This post on thequestionclub has dream_king asserting (among other things) that one cannot be a mother and pro-choice, and that it’s up to women to deal with the problems of sex, i.e. pregnancy. It gets posted to stupid_free.

pester is a stupid_free member who also likes being patronising, often with emoticons. It turns out that her husband is dream_king.

The result is lots of fun for everyone, including bonus gossip about the happy couple!

A few choice links:

Abortions yay!

Why would anyone live in a trailer let alone an unheated one?

Penises yay!

You're not a real Jew!

What say you, Canadians?

Very important question! Would you choose Jews or circumcision?

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	kadath 2007-05-01 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	For someone so pro-Israel, dream_king seems remarkably unaware of Jewish law concerning abortion. A+++ wank, though. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mindset, 2007-05-01 08:34 pm UTC

(no subject) - snarkivist, 2007-05-02 09:37 am UTC

(no subject) - pipssister, 2007-05-03 10:01 pm UTC

	tehrin 2007-05-01 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Dream_king: setting men and the human race back over a hundred years! (Reply to this)

	iwanttobeasleep 2007-05-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Anybody else find it more than amusing that Pester and husband want to protect their children from the evils of public school, television, and secular life, but have absolutely no problem with wanking on the Internet on a regular basis? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - demonbean, 2007-05-01 07:13 pm UTC

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-02 01:22 am UTC

	lady7jane 2007-05-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	but what is life? Baby don't hurt me no more! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - innsmouth_eyes, 2007-05-01 10:53 pm UTC

	demonbean 2007-05-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Why would someone live in a trailer let alone an unheated one? Again, why would someone have their children in foster care? "Stop being poor! Heathens." (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mmanurere, 2007-05-01 09:36 pm UTC

(no subject) - makeshyft, 2007-05-01 11:10 pm UTC

(no subject) - msmongi, 2007-05-02 05:27 am UTC

(no subject) - amymccabe, 2007-05-03 05:17 pm UTC

queencallipygos 2007-05-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)

If the option was to allow infant circumcision or have all Jews in America leave the country or certain states with large Jewish populations like NY, CA and FL leaving the union. Which would you choose? That's like asking..."would you rather have a dog with fur, or a dog that barks?" You don't...get one without the other. (Yes, okay, I know Chinese Cresteds and Basenjis blow my argument out of the water, but shhh.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - missm, 2007-05-01 07:39 pm UTC

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(no subject) - usagivindaloo, 2007-05-02 08:22 pm UTC

I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? iwanttobeasleep 2007-05-01 07:43 pm UTC (link)

I knew you were 22; I saw your profile. And frankly, when I see a 22 year old with the standard issue 22 year old positions, I tend to think that when they're 32, they'll have the standard issue 32 year old opinions, and so on at 42, and 52. Whereas 23-year-old Pester knows much better because her beliefs are super speshul and will stick with her her entire life. From comments like that and her userinfo (which is a great, quick read), I'm going to guess Orthodox Judiasm is her alternative to Hot Topic punk rock. Not only does she get to be a rebel, she gets to be an uber unique one. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Of course! - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:02 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-01 08:08 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:16 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-01 09:00 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - shaysdays, 2007-05-01 09:14 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-01 09:23 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - rimrunner, 2007-05-02 02:01 am UTC

Re: Of course! - shaysdays, 2007-05-02 01:40 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - chaimonkey, 2007-05-02 10:08 am UTC

Re: Of course! - dragonfangirl, 2007-05-02 10:46 am UTC

Re: Of course! - snarkivist, 2007-05-04 09:33 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - doomsday, 2007-05-01 08:25 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:38 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - vanilla_tiger, 2007-05-01 10:17 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - kadath, 2007-05-01 10:24 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - vanilla_tiger, 2007-05-02 11:02 am UTC

Re: Of course! - t_boy, 2007-05-02 01:59 am UTC

Re: Of course! - rimrunner, 2007-05-02 02:02 am UTC

Re: Of course! - t_boy, 2007-05-02 02:12 am UTC

Re: Of course! - chaimonkey, 2007-05-02 10:11 am UTC

Re: Of course! - t_boy, 2007-05-02 11:20 am UTC

Re: Of course! - chaimonkey, 2007-05-02 07:24 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - snarkivist, 2007-05-04 09:47 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - fionnabhair, 2007-05-02 05:29 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - chaimonkey, 2007-05-02 07:23 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - vanilla_tiger, 2007-05-02 10:46 am UTC

Re: Of course! - t_boy, 2007-05-02 11:17 am UTC

Re: Of course! - antimatterspork, 2007-05-03 07:34 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - bluenakedlady, 2007-05-02 07:23 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - rosehiptea, 2007-05-03 06:16 am UTC

Re: Of course! - doomsday, 2007-05-01 08:19 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:23 pm UTC

Re: Of course! - frequentmouse, 2007-05-01 10:38 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - grrliz, 2007-05-02 12:48 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-02 12:52 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - grrliz, 2007-05-02 12:55 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - hallidae, 2007-05-02 04:58 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - vergilsparda, 2007-05-02 02:58 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - nevadafighter, 2007-05-02 01:25 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - pastri_archy, 2007-05-02 02:35 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - greenglass, 2007-05-02 06:00 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - julesnoctambule, 2007-05-02 11:54 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - nevadafighter, 2007-05-03 12:13 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - rosehiptea, 2007-05-03 06:19 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - julesnoctambule, 2007-05-03 05:10 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - benighted, 2007-05-03 01:57 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - benighted, 2007-05-03 01:59 pm UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - luna_hoshino, 2007-05-03 06:40 am UTC

Re: I'm allowed to comment more than once, right? - (Anonymous), 2007-05-09 09:47 pm UTC

	plazmah 2007-05-01 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	one cannot be a mother and pro-choice That sounds like my mother. Does this mean neither of us exist? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - onaga, 2007-05-01 08:34 pm UTC

(no subject) - plazmah, 2007-05-01 11:11 pm UTC

(no subject) - onaga, 2007-05-02 06:05 am UTC

(no subject) - jaseroque, 2007-05-02 11:55 am UTC

(no subject) - chester_w, 2007-05-02 12:01 am UTC

(no subject) - chibikaijuu, 2007-05-02 02:49 am UTC

(no subject) - magpiggles, 2007-05-02 10:24 am UTC

	*Doesn't click the links* cathowl 2007-05-01 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone live in a trailer let alone an unheated one? I lived in a trailer in Portland in my mom's side yard for over a year, with a little dinky heater that mostly to keep my fingers from getting unusably stiff with cold, and no airconditioning in summer (argh!), because if I'd lived in the house with mom one of us would eventually be arrested on assault charges. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: *Doesn't click the links* - jira, 2007-05-01 07:58 pm UTC

Re: *Doesn't click the links* - evilsqueakers, 2007-05-01 10:28 pm UTC

Re: *Doesn't click the links* - koyomi_mizuhara, 2007-05-02 03:35 am UTC

Re: *Doesn't click the links* - dragonfangirl, 2007-05-02 10:51 am UTC

	fuzzybluelogic 2007-05-01 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Yeeeesh. Dude is many flavours of Corn Nuts there. Even the Lime-Chili. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - lemone, 2007-05-01 11:08 pm UTC

(no subject) - fuzzybluelogic, 2007-05-01 11:17 pm UTC

(no subject) - lemone, 2007-05-02 01:42 am UTC

(no subject) - greenling, 2007-05-02 04:43 pm UTC

	Double Post FTW! fuzzybluelogic 2007-05-01 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	But I used a different icon, which makes it ok. This Comment Thread invalidates anything dream_king has ever said or ever will say. Ever. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: Double Post FTW! - vigilanterodent, 2007-05-01 08:11 pm UTC

Re: Double Post FTW! - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:56 pm UTC

Re: Double Post FTW! - rimrunner, 2007-05-02 02:05 am UTC

Re: Double Post FTW! - come_love_sleep, 2007-05-02 02:06 am UTC

Re: Double Post FTW! - lady_red, 2007-05-02 07:11 pm UTC

	mindset 2007-05-01 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh God, them. Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh those fraggin' walking examples of Chillul Hashem... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - loopywafflehead, 2007-05-01 08:46 pm UTC

(no subject) - mindset, 2007-05-01 09:21 pm UTC

(no subject) - napalmnacey, 2007-05-02 03:47 am UTC

(no subject) - rosehiptea, 2007-05-03 06:22 am UTC

	gun 2007-05-01 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish I knew what to make of pester, because sometimes she can be sane and nice and pleasant. On the other hand, at least I don't have that dilemma with her husband. He definitely a dick. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - kill_the_spare, 2007-05-01 09:15 pm UTC

(no subject) - darth_wanker, 2007-05-01 11:37 pm UTC

(no subject) - mmanurere, 2007-05-02 02:06 am UTC

(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-02 05:06 am UTC

(no subject) - shaggydogstail, 2007-05-01 11:39 pm UTC

(no subject) - eilan, 2007-05-02 11:55 am UTC

(no subject) - waitwut, 2007-05-02 01:15 pm UTC

(no subject) - oxydosic, 2007-05-02 04:11 pm UTC

(no subject) - luna_hoshino, 2007-05-03 06:42 am UTC

	My favorite interchange EVER: goblin 2007-05-01 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	fadeddesignxx:So in your mind, religion, and pro choice don't go hand in hand? pester: Not my religion, anyhow. As for other religions, they may well admit perversities. ::giggles wildly:: (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: My favorite interchange EVER: - rimrunner, 2007-05-02 01:59 am UTC

Re: My favorite interchange EVER: - napalmnacey, 2007-05-02 05:00 am UTC

Re: My favorite interchange EVER: - snarkivist, 2007-05-02 09:32 am UTC

	onaga 2007-05-01 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	They really are perfect for each other, aren't they. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE (Reply to this)

shaysdays 2007-05-01 09:20 pm UTC (link)

Hee: That's me (in a very tiny, crappy photo) at the March for Women's Lives in DC with one child and another one two months before he was born. Sadly, I don't have any really good pictures where the "Mama for Choice" t-shirt is stretched out over my giant belly. I always find it amusing that people assume moms aren't prochoice (or have never availed themselves of it). If anyone understands how hard it can be to raise a child... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2007-05-01 11:46 pm UTC

(no subject) - shaysdays, 2007-05-02 12:09 am UTC

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2007-05-02 12:10 am UTC

(no subject) - napalmnacey, 2007-05-02 05:01 am UTC

(no subject) - chaimonkey, 2007-05-02 10:16 am UTC

(no subject) - lady_red, 2007-05-02 07:13 pm UTC

(no subject) - shaysdays, 2007-05-02 07:58 pm UTC

(no subject) - singe, 2007-05-02 02:37 am UTC

	mmanurere 2007-05-01 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Amazing but true -- there are conservatives who are way smarter than you are. Like ones who can go to law school, rather than junior college to be a lawyer's underling. So in addition to the standard "Reform Jews are fake Jews!!!!" schtick, pester is an unapologetic, raging classist. Not surprising, somehow... (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - aposiopetic, 2007-05-02 02:28 am UTC

(no subject) - mmanurere, 2007-05-02 02:38 am UTC

(no subject) - chibikaijuu, 2007-05-02 02:55 am UTC

(no subject) - dragonfangirl, 2007-05-02 11:08 am UTC

(no subject) - yattara, 2007-05-02 12:50 pm UTC

(no subject) - greenglass, 2007-05-02 06:30 pm UTC

(no subject) - yattara, 2007-05-03 01:08 pm UTC

	hallidae 2007-05-01 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Y'know... somehow this makes that girl in the vegan wank look even more batshit, if pester managed to be classier than her. (Reply to this)

	fevered_ego 2007-05-01 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	My mom was pro-choice. So what am I, chopped liver? (No, but I came quite close!) Ba-dum tshhhhh. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - soupspooks, 2007-05-02 04:06 am UTC

(no subject) - loonylupinlover, 2007-05-02 06:26 am UTC

oar 2007-05-01 11:59 pm UTC (link)

Like many people here, I have no idea what to make of pester. She'll be all cool and snarky most of the time, but then every once and a while she'll bust out the dogmatic crap. And not even in a this-is-what-I-believe-just-letting-you-know way, but in a lol-I-am-so-superior-to-all-you-heathens way. I am not a theologian, nor do I play one on the internets, but I was always given to understand that Judaism as a religion is not evangelical in the least, and that conversion is often extremely difficult or outright discouraged. Because of this, non-Jews aren't really expected to hold to Jewish traditions or standards of behavior. So . . . why are she and her husband making a point of letting us all know we suck, again? And . . . shit, I just got all srs bsns on you all. Sep's gonna mod-attack me for not bringing teh funneh. Here, have a macro: (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - sepiamagpie, 2007-05-02 12:36 am UTC

(no subject) - mmanurere, 2007-05-02 01:55 am UTC

(no subject) - dragonfangirl, 2007-05-02 11:10 am UTC

(no subject) - vergilsparda, 2007-05-02 03:04 am UTC

(no subject) - airborne_rodent, 2007-05-02 03:30 am UTC

(no subject) - dragonfangirl, 2007-05-02 11:09 am UTC

The stupid people are breeding again! - yattara, 2007-05-02 12:51 pm UTC

(no subject) - vergilsparda, 2007-05-02 09:04 pm UTC

(no subject) - goldberry, 2007-05-02 10:32 pm UTC

(no subject) - irised, 2007-05-03 03:53 am UTC

(no subject) - khym_chanur, 2007-05-02 04:19 am UTC

(no subject) - chibikaijuu, 2007-05-02 04:48 am UTC

(no subject) - ayezur, 2007-05-02 05:18 am UTC

(no subject) - seiberwing, 2007-05-02 04:18 pm UTC

(no subject) - janegraddell, 2007-05-02 01:13 pm UTC

:3 - semtex, 2007-05-02 11:48 am UTC

	icedark_elf 2007-05-02 12:03 am UTC (link)
	One of my friends just had a baby. She was pro-choice before, and she's even -more- pro-choice now. She said now that she's had a kid, she'd thinks that nobody should have to go through that if they don't want to. Poor dear spend the last month or so laying down so much she said she just decided to roll everywhere rather than get up. Yay enforced bedrest? (Reply to this)

	rarirurero 2007-05-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Man, why didn't anyone ever tell me that being an atheist lesbian was the easy way? My heart weeps for the vast majority of Americans, those heterosexual Christians who just keep soldiering on. Where do they find the strength not to resist normativity? The courage to let others tell them what to think? Godspeed you brave souls, godspeed. (Reply to this)

	grrliz 2007-05-02 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Okay, but aquite icon here FTW. I just .... laskjdf;lkasjdflkj that's the best thing that's ever been photoshopped into that image, EVER. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - singe, 2007-05-02 03:05 am UTC

(no subject) - tangentialone, 2007-05-02 04:36 am UTC

Raptor Jesus FTW - semtex, 2007-05-02 11:52 am UTC

Re: Raptor Jesus FTW - grrliz, 2007-05-02 11:54 pm UTC

	edgyspice 2007-05-02 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Are feminists ever going to understand the power dynamics in conservative relationships? I was raised by staunch conservatives-- hell, I used to be one myself-- and I'm still confused. Is it like a BDSM thing? XD (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - munchkinott, 2007-05-02 01:42 am UTC

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(no subject) - anonyrat, 2007-05-02 03:35 am UTC

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(no subject) - judyhazeleyes, 2007-05-02 04:11 pm UTC

	joye 2007-05-02 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Sigh. It's so tough being fully pro-life... if only there was a loophole for executing people who make your side look stupid... *leafs through Secret Anti-choice Marching Orders* No. Damn. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - aposiopetic, 2007-05-02 02:30 am UTC

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(no subject) - digigirl132, 2007-05-02 05:10 am UTC

(no subject) - snarkivist, 2007-05-02 09:42 am UTC

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