I remember when I was little, and I used to get very confused about people joining the army to pay for college. "But, Mommy," I'd say, "what if they get killed before they get to college?"

Anyway, this wank was much funnier than I expected. That's what I like about ONTD: there are so many people that you get people who just poke for the hell of it. Yay, sohumdrum!