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	isntitironic 2007-05-07 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Sorry, they lost me at the very first comment. The one where somebody says that Maggie Gyllenhaal isn't hot. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elektra3 2007-05-07 03:47 am UTC (link)
	To be fair, the picture isn't all that flattering. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	rosalita 2007-05-07 03:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't understand all the OMG, she's so awesome!!1!! posts. She's breastfeeding, big whoop. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	miraba 2007-05-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
	...Wank? Where? Sorry, just finished re-watching Batman Begins and am thrilled that she's replacing the cardboard cutout of Katie Holmes. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	evilsqueakers 2007-05-07 06:11 am UTC (link)
	See, I'm of the opinion of covering it up. Glad I'm not on ONTD. They'd flip their shit if I suggested it. I just don't want to be a part of that bonding experience. Not my kid, or my mom, so no. (Reply to this)

	out_bottle 2007-05-07 06:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm laughing that this has gotten way more comments then the "Paris goes to jail" threads! Though those threads are pretty wanky too... (Reply to this)

visp
2007-05-07 09:15 am UTC (link)

God, I am so sick of breastfeeding wank! Who cares! No one will be injured be seeing someone breastfeed their child. Nor will anyone be traumatized by using a scarf or shawl to cover it. Nor will the world come to a screeching halt if someone bottles the milk, or goes somewhere private to feed.

It. Doesn't. Matter.

*realizes she just gave her thoughts on ~~yaoi~~ breastfeeding*

Dammit, sorry.

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	b_jellybean 2007-05-07 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Awww, Maggie G. looks so happy. I love her. The baby, however, does seem to have a bit of concern in her little eye, like "Oh hey, camera guy, don't look at her! Mommy, they're looking at your no-no parts!" (Reply to this)

	wrenlet 2007-05-07 12:18 pm UTC (link)
	Mister "breastfeeding is sexual abuse" on page seven needs a goddamn BEATDOWN. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	cookie_love 2007-05-07 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	I just wish the argument would go away. I feel like drop kicking the OP for even starting this wank. (Reply to this)

	onyxnoir 2007-05-07 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	The comments on that post are full of FAIL. Makes me glad I'm not a member of ONTD, because I doubt I'd be able to keep myself from being an ass in public. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	melusina 2007-05-07 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	MAGGIE! Wait, sorry, wank? (Reply to this)

	brown_betty 2007-05-07 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	breast feeding = child molestation. Wow. We can all go home now, I don't think the internet can get any stupider. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	frequentmouse 2007-05-07 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	That's a darling photo, as a thing-in-itself, but my husband doubts that he'll be seeing it in the next Harvard-Westlake Life alumni magazine. (Reply to this)

...The HELL?

elektra3
2007-05-07 05:32 pm UTC (link)

caseus: It has been statistically proven that the majority of women who breastfeed derive sexual satisfaction from the act -- this is what bothers me. Putting an innocent child to your breast, and getting sexual satisfaction from it, is really no different from many forms of child sexual abuse. What's the difference between this and washing a child's genitals for your pleasure?

cerulean_me: Back that up with fact. Where was this proven, and by whom?

caseus: I'm not going to do your research for you. If you were even mildly concerned about the negative effects of child sexual abuse on your child you'd bother to do it yourself. The fact that you don't even bother shows that you don't want to stop, and odds are if you have a child the damage has already been done.

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	solle 2007-05-07 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	The more I read fandom_wank... the more I thank Mother Nature that nursing doesn't happen through the lower naughty bits. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	wrongly_amused 2007-05-07 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Y'know, while I'd personally cover up in that situation, from some of the histrionics on that forum, you'd think the cervical vertebrae of the human spine had retrospectively deevolved in recent years to limit movement beyond a five degree radius. Regardless of how you feel about breastfeeding, you can still turn away, dumbasses. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	gaminette 2007-05-07 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I just saw this on Gawker and came immediately over here to see if any reports of Mags b'feeding had been wanked. Oh, intarwebs! You never let me down! It's a veritable wanktopia! wipes tear (Reply to this)(Thread)

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velvet_mace
2007-05-07 09:47 pm UTC (link)

Criminy. Breastfeeding isn't far from molesting kids...

Dude it's a boob not your dick.

Seriously, did they teach all these people to think breastfeed = ew in school or something, because golly it's not like we don't see tits and babies all the freaking time in our society. The squicked people need to really STFU and read a book, and the boob nazi's need to get a grip and realize that they don't need to make rediculous claims in order to justify freaking mother nature.

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	girlneedsagun 2007-05-07 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I knew there was a reason I stopped watching that community (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	rachel_pi 2007-05-07 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	ONTD wank always reminds me why I don't read that comm. The comments usually make me want to hit things. And by 'things' I mean 'people'. But I do love the people who comment with OMG BABIES ARE SO GROSS! I imagine them all being angsty 15 year olds. And yet the cf_hardcore wanks have taught me that they're probably 30. (Reply to this)

	vigilanterodent 2007-05-07 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Because wank happens everywhere, Gawker has gotten in on the act. (Confession: I'm in there, once.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

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karmyn75
2007-05-08 03:01 am UTC (link)

Several years ago, when my nephew was an infant, I attended a Pampered Chef party at my sister's house. She also invited some of her friends who had children the same age as her son. At one point while we were passing around various products, I turned to hand one to the lady sitting next to me, only to discover that she was nursing her son. It startled me, but I didn't say anything or stare or anything rude. She was mostly covered by her shirt and the baby covered most of the rest. It had actually taken me a few seconds to realize what I was seeing.
I did mention it afterward to my sister, saying that it had basically startled me. Her response was that it was perfectly natural and she wasn't flashing anybody. It was more an embarassment on my part then anything the woman had done. I'm not even sure anyone else had noticed.
If he baby is hungry, feed it. Breastfeeding is natural and it's great that most women choose to feed their babies that way. There are too many women out there that flash their bodies just to get a reaction and it's sad that people have to jump all over someone who is just trying to feed their child.

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I think I've got the format down.

v_digitalwytch
2007-05-08 03:58 am UTC (link)

Feel free to correct me, this is just gathered from all the boobwanks I've read.

*Image or news article mentions something involving breastfeeding*

Side A: Go MOM!
Side B: Eww, that's gross
Side A: ZOMG Breastfeeding's beautiful and natural and no one should have a problem with it. It's the only way to go. BOOBSECUTION!
Side B: *references to other natural bodily functions in comparison*
Side C: Yes it's natural but there's ways to be discreet about it.
Side A: ZOMG! You have to have it all hang out because it's oppressive to cover a baby while it's feeding.

*que multiple stories of covering and not covering*

Side D: I wasn't breastfed and I turned out fine.
Side A: But you'd be soooo much better if you were.

Side E: I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work out *lists reasons*
Side A: You didn't try hard enough and your baby's going to suffer for it. Rawr!
Side E: *examples of where breastfeeding shouldn't be an option*
Side A: Liiiiiaaar! Rawr!

*everything breaks down into a chaotic rant and snort over depriving infants of food, the grossness of floppy boobs, the evils of bottlefeeding with some comparison to the Nazis somewhere mingled in all this with the obligatory mention of sexual pleasure*

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Re: I think I've got the format down. - (Anonymous), 2007-05-08 08:49 pm UTC

Re: I think I've got the format down. - (Anonymous), 2007-05-10 02:49 am UTC

*ignores infuriating wank, tells story instead*

napalmnacey
2007-05-08 05:09 am UTC (link)

I was hanging out with my friend last night who has a beautiful, insanely cute little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, a turned up nose and a very sharp little intellect. She told us about the time where the baby was making a fuss cause she couldn't get something she wanted, so Mum grabbed her and stuck her boob in her gob and said, "There. See how hard it is to yell with a nipple in your mouth?"

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