I think I've got the format down.
Feel free to correct me, this is just gathered from all the boobwanks I've read.

*Image or news article mentions something involving breastfeeding*

Side A: Go MOM!
Side B: Eww, that's gross
Side A: ZOMG Breastfeeding's beautiful and natural and no one should have a problem with it. It's the only way to go. BOOBSECUTION!
Side B: *references to other natural bodily functions in comparison*
Side C: Yes it's natural but there's ways to be discreet about it.
Side A: ZOMG! You have to have it all hang out because it's oppressive to cover a baby while it's feeding.

*que multiple stories of covering and not covering*

Side D: I wasn't breastfed and I turned out fine.
Side A: But you'd be soooo much better if you were.

Side E: I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work out *lists reasons*
Side A: You didn't try hard enough and your baby's going to suffer for it. Rawr!
Side E: *examples of where breastfeeding shouldn't be an option*
Side A: Liiiiiaaar! Rawr!

*everything breaks down into a chaotic rant and snort over depriving infants of food, the grossness of floppy boobs, the evils of bottlefeeding with some comparison to the Nazis somewhere mingled in all this with the obligatory mention of sexual pleasure*