*ignores infuriating wank, tells story instead*
I was hanging out with my friend last night who has a beautiful, insanely cute little girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, a turned up nose and a very sharp little intellect. She told us about the time where the baby was making a fuss cause she couldn't get something she wanted, so Mum grabbed her and stuck her boob in her gob and said, "There. See how hard it is to yell with a nipple in your mouth?"