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vzg
2007-05-07 09:26 am UTC (link)

But don't you realize that this is our big end of the egg/little end of the egg argument, just in its beginning stages? Soon there shall be two nations: one of public breastfeeders, where nary a breast does not have a babe attached to it and where it is frowned upon to feed where the sun dost not shine, and one of private breastfeeders, where the mere suggestion of even breastfeeding in front of one's lover is scandalous and results in an arrest and trial of the OJ Simpsons sort! And lo, they shall be mortal enemies, and their children shall nurse on the milk of war.

On the internet, anyway. ~~And then one day everyone will be talking horses and stuff.~~

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	fevered_ego 2007-05-07 10:15 am UTC (link)
	It's OK. Even if the breastfeeding argument were reconciled, we'd just end up battling giant super-intelligent otters in the distant future instead of one another. I learn everything I need to know from television. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-05-07 10:19 am UTC (link)
	OKAY NO. It's not otters, it's mantis...es. Whatever the plural is. And we'll fight over a giant silver pearl that will save our planet. My dreams are real, damn it! Also, I will break my legs falling off a horse... when I somehow survive for hundreds of years and become blond and athletic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	loonylupinlover 2007-05-08 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Mantids! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2007-05-07 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	Do the otters hold hands? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ealusaid 2007-05-07 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	...You thought "Ded from cute" was just a figure of speech, DIDN'T YOU. Now you see their dastardly plan! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-05-08 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I would never be able to fight super-intelligent otters. They're too cute and playful. The otter overlords have already won. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-05-08 02:31 am UTC (link)
	I for one welcome our sleek, fuzzy overlords. eee! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anonyrat 2007-05-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Best Website Ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pastri_archy 2007-05-08 05:01 am UTC (link)
	D'awww. Didja ya watch the video where they rip about the house? !! Clearly, our otter overlords are masters of chaos and destruction. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2007-05-07 10:19 am UTC (link)
	Gulliver's Travels reference! Yay! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-05-07 10:26 am UTC (link)
	It seemed like a classy choice. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	makeshyft 2007-05-07 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	~~And then, someone will MARRY the talking horses..~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kahteh 2007-05-07 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	You just had to go there, didn't you? D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-05-07 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't have to go there, no.. But I sure as hell wanted to, heheheh (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wtf 2007-05-08 12:24 am UTC (link)
	It's funny. I ended up having to go with formula for my kid, and I was so afraid that the whole world would give me the stinkeye. Then I discovered that the real world doesn't care - only the internets. >_> (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2007-05-08 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Heh. As a baby, I absolutely refused to breastfeed (and if you knew me now, this would not be unexpected...) and I don't think my mother ever got crap for it. Oh, the peaceful world before the internets. :P (Reply to this)(Parent)

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