ONTD gives baby-on-boob wank. Again.
Maggie Gyllenhaal publicly breastfeeds.

All was quiet for a while.... and then the age old story of mothers vs. oppressors/people-who-think-they-should-cover-up(or not do it in public) began.

I'm proud of it because it took until the third page of comments to happen!

~~400~~ ~~500~~ ~~600~~ ~~800~~ ~~1100~~ 1400 comments and counting.

Edit; new wank includes: Motherhood is the most important thing in society, so you can all stfu and lick my leaking boob! Breastfeeding isn't far from molesting children! UR DUM SO U MUST NOT HAVE BEEN BREASTFED!!!

True BoobNazis and childfree people are now into it. *tear*

Edit²: Now featured onGawker!

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I think I've got the format down.

v_digitalwytch
2007-05-08 03:58 am UTC (link)

Feel free to correct me, this is just gathered from all the boobwanks I've read.

*Image or news article mentions something involving breastfeeding*

Side A: Go MOM!
Side B: Eww, that's gross
Side A: ZOMG Breastfeeding's beautiful and natural and no one should have a problem with it. It's the only way to go. BOOBSECUTION!
Side B: *references to other natural bodily functions in comparison*
Side C: Yes it's natural but there's ways to be discreet about it.
Side A: ZOMG! You have to have it all hang out because it's oppressive to cover a baby while it's feeding.

*que multiple stories of covering and not covering*

Side D: I wasn't breastfed and I turned out fine.
Side A: But you'd be soooo much better if you were.

Side E: I tried breastfeeding and it didn't work out *lists reasons*
Side A: You didn't try hard enough and your baby's going to suffer for it. Rawr!
Side E: *examples of where breastfeeding shouldn't be an option*
Side A: Liiiiiaaar! Rawr!

*everything breaks down into a chaotic rant and snort over depriving infants of food, the grossness of floppy boobs, the evils of bottlefeeding with some comparison to the Nazis somewhere mingled in all this with the obligatory mention of sexual pleasure*

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	Re: I think I've got the format down. v_digitalwytch 2007-05-08 03:59 am UTC (link)
	And almost forgot the obligatory post of someone who breastfed thier child past the usual age that squicks out a good many. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I think I've got the format down. (Anonymous) 2007-05-08 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well... B side tends to be more like: OMGWTFBBQ!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! THAT'S GROSSSSSSS!!! Not exactly rational either (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I think I've got the format down. (Anonymous) 2007-05-10 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Ha ha, you nailed it beautifully. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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