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cookies taste better with funneh ([info]cookie_love) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-07 20:06:00
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Obama: Spawn of our sworn enemies...
Over at ONTD (still wanking harder than a porn star in heat right now in spots), someone posts about presidential hopeful Senator Obama and the support he's getting from none other than Oprah Winfrey.

Some race wank going on right now, but the thread to watch has to be this one, where martybru01 worries that it might not be such a good idea to  leave America in Obama's hands. After all he has family ties to "our sworn enemies".

Who are the "sworn enemies"? Why, Muslims of course!

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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-08 12:40 am UTC (link)
My god!

It's like ONTD is a factory controlled by Colin with ten cities and the cost reduct ability. Not very strong wanks, but a hell of a lot of them per day.

**is playing Advance Wars:DS, can anybody tell?**

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[info]yosei
2007-05-08 03:11 am UTC (link)
Apparently EarlyApril!boob wank devolved in to death threats at some point. I can't find the comment, but some of them are deleted, sooo.... :x

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[info]sol
2007-05-08 04:03 am UTC (link)
Too bad Sasha isn't there to straighten them out. She'd fuck their shit up make sure that they'd stop or they'd make her ZOMG ANGRY. And an angry Sasha is a murderous Sasha that will fuck your shit up that will never let you use a CO power ever. =(

First comment deleted because I fail at differentiating between BBCode and HTML. =(

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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-05-08 04:10 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2007-05-08 04:38 pm UTC (link)
/off topic

My boyfriend got Sammy banned in multiplayer play. Sammy + Eagle = baroken.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-09 08:24 am UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2007-05-08 12:55 am UTC (link)
It shames me when I think that some people here would probably say the same thing as Martybru01, only in better typing.

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[info]hearsawho
2007-05-08 01:00 am UTC (link)
Damn you for being right. D:

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[info]onaga
2007-05-08 03:17 am UTC (link)
I thought our sworn enemy was stupid_free?

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[info]mcity
2007-05-08 12:57 am UTC (link)
Can I gank that icon? Plz?

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[info]cookie_love
2007-05-08 01:34 am UTC (link)
Go ahead. :D

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-05-08 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-08 05:23 pm UTC

[info]missdaisy
2007-05-08 01:08 am UTC (link)
So, let me get this...George Bush, a man who can't open his mouth with mispronouncing yet another shifty ass lie as President? Nifty! But a man with a Muslim father, him we can't trust.

Yeah, that makes sense.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-05-08 01:35 am UTC (link)
Our nation is on crack.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-08 03:01 pm UTC

[info]vzg
2007-05-08 01:25 am UTC (link)
Jebus.

Doesn't the Bush family have direct (financial, if nothing else) ties to the bin Laden family?

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[info]freezer
2007-05-08 01:52 am UTC (link)
And Schwarzenegger's grandfather was a Nazi party official. So obviously, he's going to turn California into a haven for the Aryan Nation.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-05-08 02:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-08 02:45 am UTC

[info]sesana
2007-05-08 01:30 am UTC (link)
Wasn't there a wank back when Obama was running for Senator about how he was the antichrist? Perhaps I read that elsewhere, but I distinctly remember him being labeled as the antichrist.

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[info]jrs1980
2007-05-08 03:15 am UTC (link)
I thought (hoped) you were talking about Keith Ellison, DFL-MN, but Google says you're not.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-05-08 05:41 am UTC (link)
Oh! I remember that! It was all about how Obama supported World Peace and feeding the poor, or something like that, so obviously that meant he was the antichrist. It was pretty hilarious, but I have no idea how to find it again.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2007-05-08 05:52 am UTC (link)
Alright, after some googling I found some blog posts talking about it, but it looks like the actual thread is now closed to non-forum members. But there are still some quotes:

This other creature could be all those Seven or Eight really wealthy people who like own the World and not want everyone's heart and souls and now they are going to use Obama -his kindess and meekness his sincerity-to gain everyone's trust…. Obama will be the bridge between the average Jo Schmo who just wants the world a better place to the Anti-Christ who will take these souls away. Scripture will be fulfilled. I promise you and if they ever trace me back to this URL I am doomed.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2007-05-08 01:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-05-08 02:38 pm UTC

[info]mydemand
2007-05-08 01:41 am UTC (link)
The sad thing is, I could see many Muslim countries getting up in arms about the US if Obama gets elected as President. If your parents (or at least your father) are Muslim, then you are too. Being an apostate (saying "I was never a Muslim" doesn't go down well with those folks) is a BIG BIG deal - people get stoned or sent to "rehab centers" for declaring their apostacy. If Obama gets elected, I can see Muslim country leaders going "OMGWTF AN APOSTATE RULSE AMERICA THEY ARE AN ENEMY OF ISLAM!!!".

sigh.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-05-08 01:45 am UTC (link)
...I have an image of Important Muslim Leaders all typing furiously on their LJs with capslock. It amuses.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2007-05-08 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-05-08 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2007-05-08 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-05-08 02:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-05-08 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2007-05-08 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-05-08 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-08 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2007-05-08 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-05-08 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-05-08 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2007-05-08 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-08 02:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-08 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grapefruitzzz, 2007-05-08 04:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-08 05:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grapefruitzzz, 2007-05-09 02:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2007-05-08 04:08 am UTC

[info]pyrrah
2007-05-19 09:34 pm UTC (link)
If I remember correctly (and I may be wrong), Obama's stepfather is Muslim, not his actual biological father.

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[info]jrs1980
2007-05-08 02:55 am UTC (link)
Didn't last week's Veronica Mars teach us anything? *sadface*

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[info]freezer
2007-05-08 04:25 am UTC (link)
Yes - Veronica and Logan need to get the fuck over each other.
< /intentionally_misunderstanding >

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(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2007-05-08 04:36 am UTC

[info]yosei
2007-05-08 03:09 am UTC (link)
I find it extremely strange to recognize wankers from the boob thread in this thread. As the less wankers.

*needs to get off ONTD and study, obviously*

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(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-05-08 03:54 am UTC

[info]entelodont
2007-05-08 03:16 am UTC (link)
martybru01 is one of ONTD's house trolls.

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[info]hyaenid
2007-05-08 07:21 am UTC (link)
Whoa. Racewank makes me sad, but that icon makes me happy. It's almost as hypnotic as the frog-eyeballs one.

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