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mydemand
2007-05-08 01:41 am UTC (link)

The sad thing is, I could see many Muslim countries getting up in arms about the US if Obama gets elected as President. If your parents (or at least your father) are Muslim, then you are too. Being an apostate (saying "I was never a Muslim" doesn't go down well with those folks) is a BIG BIG deal - people get stoned or sent to "rehab centers" for declaring their apostacy. If Obama gets elected, I can see Muslim country leaders going "OMGWTF AN APOSTATE RULSE AMERICA THEY ARE AN ENEMY OF ISLAM!!!".

sigh.

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	seiberwing 2007-05-08 01:45 am UTC (link)
	...I have an image of Important Muslim Leaders all typing furiously on their LJs with capslock. It amuses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mydemand 2007-05-08 01:48 am UTC (link)
	With bad spelling, evidently. pokes self (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2007-05-08 01:51 am UTC (link)
	That only enhances the image. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	freezer 2007-05-08 01:55 am UTC (link)
	"LJ", in this case, standing for "Live Jazeera", amirite? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

t_boy
2007-05-08 02:49 am UTC (link)

Ha ha ha ha!

Next, on Live Jazeera: Wank explodes in OIC conference; Egypt goes “OMG U HORS” at Morocco, Morocco posts “GOODBYE 4EVA FAGS”. Flouncing at 11.

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	makeshyft 2007-05-08 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I could just see Iraq calling England "America's Sockpuppet". And just imagine the exploding hate memes! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	freezer 2007-05-08 04:24 am UTC (link)
	And the troll attacks from Israeli-Chan or the Forum Goons from Something Jewish. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2007-05-08 04:27 am UTC (link)
	And then it'd be mocked by them fuckers at Fandom_Wankada. So everybody can blame them. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2007-05-08 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I crave this reality like nothing else on Earth. Well. Nothing else on Earth except for limeade. Mmm, limeade. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	marciamarcia 2007-05-08 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Meanwhile, the Netherlands and Japan have gotten together to make and distribute about 5000 cat macros mocking the situation. (Reply to this)(Parent)

t_boy
2007-05-08 04:31 am UTC (link)

Ha, says you! Iran would call America Israel’s sockpuppet, America would call Iran the terrorists’ sockpuppet, Syria would lol and say that Israel is totally Zionism’s sockpuppet, and Pakistan would interject, giving a tl;dr explanation on Zionism is neo-Colonialism’s sockpuppet, which would get Germany really riled up, and then invoke Godwin’s Law by calling Pakistan a “fucking Nazi”, and then claim, counter-claims and hate memes would get so dense that there can only be one way this will end:

Global. Thermonuclear. Bannination.

Possibly.

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	napalmnacey 2007-05-08 05:16 am UTC (link)
	This thread is fucking awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2007-05-08 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh HELL yes hearts (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-05-08 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	gives this thread cookies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cookie_love 2007-05-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Wheeeeeeeee! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	grapefruitzzz 2007-05-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Someone needs to write Pakistan/Germany hateslash. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cookie_love 2007-05-08 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Only if we get Iran/Russia MPREG. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	grapefruitzzz 2007-05-09 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	That Russia! Always with the wacky adventures! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cinnamonical 2007-05-08 04:08 am UTC (link)
	sporfles (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pyrrah 2007-05-19 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	If I remember correctly (and I may be wrong), Obama's stepfather is Muslim, not his actual biological father. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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