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cookies taste better with funneh ([info]cookie_love) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-07 20:06:00
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Obama: Spawn of our sworn enemies...
Over at ONTD (still wanking harder than a porn star in heat right now in spots), someone posts about presidential hopeful Senator Obama and the support he's getting from none other than Oprah Winfrey.

Some race wank going on right now, but the thread to watch has to be this one, where martybru01 worries that it might not be such a good idea to  leave America in Obama's hands. After all he has family ties to "our sworn enemies".

Who are the "sworn enemies"? Why, Muslims of course!

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[info]t_boy
2007-05-08 02:49 am UTC (link)

Ha ha ha ha!

Next, on Live Jazeera: Wank explodes in OIC conference; Egypt goes “OMG U HORS” at Morocco, Morocco posts “GOODBYE 4EVA FAGS”. Flouncing at 11.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-08 04:08 am UTC (link)
I could just see Iraq calling England "America's Sockpuppet".

And just imagine the exploding hate memes!

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[info]freezer
2007-05-08 04:24 am UTC (link)
And the troll attacks from Israeli-Chan or the Forum Goons from Something Jewish.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-05-08 04:27 am UTC (link)
And then it'd be mocked by them fuckers at Fandom_Wankada.

So everybody can blame them.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 05:32 am UTC (link)
I crave this reality like nothing else on Earth. Well. Nothing else on Earth except for limeade. Mmm, limeade.

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[info]marciamarcia
2007-05-08 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Meanwhile, the Netherlands and Japan have gotten together to make and distribute about 5000 cat macros mocking the situation.

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[info]t_boy
2007-05-08 04:31 am UTC (link)

Ha, says you! Iran would call America Israel’s sockpuppet, America would call Iran the terrorists’ sockpuppet, Syria would lol and say that Israel is totally Zionism’s sockpuppet, and Pakistan would interject, giving a tl;dr explanation on Zionism is neo-Colonialism’s sockpuppet, which would get Germany really riled up, and then invoke Godwin’s Law by calling Pakistan a “fucking Nazi”, and then claim, counter-claims and hate memes would get so dense that there can only be one way this will end:

Global. Thermonuclear. Bannination.

Possibly.

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-05-08 05:16 am UTC (link)
This thread is fucking awesome.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2007-05-08 11:21 am UTC (link)
Oh HELL yes *hearts*

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[info]barankhy
2007-05-08 02:51 pm UTC (link)
*gives this thread cookies*

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[info]cookie_love
2007-05-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Wheeeeeeeee!

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[info]grapefruitzzz
2007-05-08 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Someone needs to write Pakistan/Germany hateslash.

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[info]cookie_love
2007-05-08 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Only if we get Iran/Russia MPREG.

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[info]grapefruitzzz
2007-05-09 02:15 pm UTC (link)
That Russia! Always with the wacky adventures!

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