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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood ([info]mcity) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2007-05-08 11:04:00


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Remember, people should ask each other out. If someone doesn't ask you out, it means they don't like you.

Oh stupid_free. So unpredictable, yet still I know just what you're gonna do.



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[info]yosei
2007-05-08 03:24 pm UTC (link)
I feel both sorry for that guy for having to deal with that, and proud of him for not giving up in the face of the stupid.

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ealusaid
2007-05-08 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Ahaha win.

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2007-05-09 01:08 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2007-05-08 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Stupid_free is like wank central, really.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-08 03:49 pm UTC
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[info]doomsday
2007-05-08 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Who let Greg Behrendt on the internet? Shouldn't he be planning a wacky outfit for his next show?

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(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2007-05-08 04:53 pm UTC

[info]out_bottle
2007-05-08 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Wow... lapsarianesque just doesn't understand why no one is agreeing with her rules of romance that are written in unyielding stone so true!

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[info]digigirl132
2007-05-08 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I wish it were that simple. I really liked this girl for almost three years, and I never had the courage to ask her out. In the end I had to give up on it, because there was no friggin way I could mention it to her without ruining our friendship. And that would have been bad, seeing as how she is my DM. =(

Sometimes life just isn't as simple as you'd like to think.

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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-05-08 04:57 pm UTC
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[info]monsley
2007-05-08 04:21 pm UTC (link)
"Well, sweetcheeks, if he didn't ask you out is because HIS BALLS HAVE NOT YET DROPPED AT THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 25, mmkay?"

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[info]soupspooks
2007-05-08 04:25 pm UTC (link)
It's good to know that everyone's relationships are the same. I shall go tell my boyfriend of three and a half years that he should have asked me out to initiate our relationship, rather than telling me he'd wanted to do something since prom, and kissed me.

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[info]sisterelwood
2007-05-08 04:28 pm UTC (link)
This is icon, [info]lapsarianesque? It's just for you. Awww! Is it love?

As for poor [info]tomecatti- as a female myself I would like to apologize for [info]lapsarianesque. I don't know what she's smoking but I'm sad she's not sharing.

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-05-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
If you like her enough, ain't nothing gonna stop you from getting her.

It doesn't matter whether she likes you -- just keep on asking and eventually she'll cave!

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2007-05-08 04:37 pm UTC
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Huzzah! - (Anonymous), 2007-05-10 02:13 am UTC
Re: Huzzah! - [info]mercutia, 2007-05-10 06:25 am UTC
Re: Huzzah! - [info]visp, 2007-05-10 11:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2007-05-08 05:48 pm UTC
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[info]eilan
2007-05-08 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, i can see the benefits of her thinking:

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION PART ONE

Girl: He hasn't yet asked me out, so he must not be interested, so I won't ask him and look elsewhere.

Guy: She hasn't yet asked me out, so she must not be interested, so I won't ask her and look elsewhere

(also fits girl/girl, guy/guy, whatever/whatever)

I can totally see the benefits. Really. Totally.

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2007-05-08 04:39 pm UTC
*Sighs*
[info]warchio
2007-05-08 04:46 pm UTC (link)
This is one of those wanks where I thought, 'Well, she has a point. Why is everyone dumping on her?' Because there's no end of useful in: 'If he's not asked you out yet, he's probably not going to.'

The problem is that then she kept TALKING and TALKING and with every post she made her point more and more cringey. It was just weird. All she had to say was - Oh, I know it's not true of everyone and it's not set in stone.'

But she just glommed onto her original statement and kicked and screamed and spat at anyone that came near.

It's odd. You get all embarrassed over having thought this crazy had a point and have the urge to sidle in, muttering excuses and wielding some sort of tranq gun.

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Re: *Sighs* - (Anonymous), 2007-05-08 04:48 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]warchio, 2007-05-08 04:58 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - (Anonymous), 2007-05-10 12:21 am UTC
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Re: *Sighs* - [info]warchio, 2007-05-08 07:32 pm UTC
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Re: *Sighs* - [info]mmanurere, 2007-05-09 04:38 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - (Anonymous), 2007-05-09 02:03 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]catslash, 2007-05-09 07:22 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]narcissam, 2007-05-09 09:00 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]catslash, 2007-05-09 09:23 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]herongale, 2007-05-09 02:35 am UTC
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Re: *Sighs* - [info]loonylupinlover, 2007-05-09 02:47 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-05-09 05:18 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]vzg, 2007-05-10 05:44 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]thecheese, 2007-05-09 03:48 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-05-09 01:36 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-09 03:52 pm UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]vzg, 2007-05-10 05:45 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]icedark_elf, 2007-05-10 06:14 am UTC
Re: *Sighs* - [info]ktnb, 2007-05-09 11:59 am UTC

[info]melisus
2007-05-08 05:16 pm UTC (link)
Wow... so apparently guys and girls aren't supposed to take the time to maybe know each other a little bit and then maybe try and work up the courage to do something? It's either ask them out right away or it's never going to happen?

Shouldn't the entire human population then be single by that logic?

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(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2007-05-08 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-05-08 08:11 pm UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2007-05-08 05:45 pm UTC (link)
If someone doesn't ask you out, it means they don't like you.

Well, ya know, it's possible in lapsarianesque's case it's true -- everyone who hasn't asked her out, doesn't like her.

Or maybe, just possibly, shyness exists. Nah. What a concept.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2007-05-08 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that girl is....speshul. Bet she rode the short bus to school. Probably arguing with the empty space next to her.

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[info]jira
2007-05-08 06:14 pm UTC (link)
*removes glasses*

*raises hand*

*stabs herself in the eyes repeatedly with her finger*

It just keeps getting worse and worse.

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(no subject) - [info]spleen, 2007-05-09 06:36 am UTC

[info]verpon
2007-05-08 06:33 pm UTC (link)
It's sad when someone can't just admit to it being their personal "thick-as-shit-hour" when they said something that was a little stupid or poorly phrased and instead must battle it out and pretend that no-one else understands until everyone else grows weary.


Of course I suppose it's more tragic when that person's thick-as-shit-hour seems to be 24/7.

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[info]kahrohseh
2007-05-08 08:13 pm UTC (link)
I knew my crush liked me when she started molesting me.

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[info]snacky
2007-05-08 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I get what lapsarianesque was saying and I pretty much agree (although I hate that goddamn book).

Wow. I'm stunned. This is totally an otf_wank first for me.

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(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2007-05-08 11:27 pm UTC
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[info]dez_chan
2007-05-08 10:26 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk X infinity*

See, on one hand, the girl has a point, and I've given more or less that same advice to many many friends of both genders. OTOH, she is a wanksplosion with a keyboard, and should've given up arguing by about the second reply, when it was plain he wasn't going to get it or agree with her or whatever she was going for.

On...let's say a third hand that I borrowed, the guy has a point, inflexible "rules" rarely work. But on the forth hand that is stirring my coffee, he's a giant asswanker as well, and reminds me of a lot of people that I know that make me want to slap them for being so neurotic and timid. But that would require a fifth hand for slapping, and that's just silly. And almost none of that has to do with the OP on stupid_free about stealing from your granny to buy coke.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2007-05-09 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2007-05-09 05:11 pm UTC

[info]jat_sapphire
2007-05-08 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Is it OK with the Hive Vagina if I think they're both being repetitive jerks? Because yes, lapsarianwhatever can't seem to get her thumb out of her ass to take off her "I'm right even when that wasn't what I really meant!" glasses, but tomcatti seems to be one of those "I'm too nice to have a date" geeks. No, you have no dates because you don't ask for any. I won't speculate as to the deep deep depth of his emotions, though I suspect people who can't manage to say "crush" much less "love" and have to make do with "like, I mean really really LIKE," but, boy, you can love those lovely young friends of yours as much as you want or more than you can ever say, but if you do nothing about it, they will try to find someone who will. And you'll be posting inane emo graphics on postsecret. When you're eighty.

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(no subject) - [info]dez_chan, 2007-05-08 10:38 pm UTC

[info]honorh
2007-05-08 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Re: your icon--doesn't everyone think of Jack Harkness naked?

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-05-09 02:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2007-05-09 07:04 am UTC

[info]zaliesiren
2007-05-09 12:32 am UTC (link)
How'd I get this ring!? My husband never asked me out! I never asked him out!

:(

I am so confused! HELP!

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(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-05-09 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2007-05-09 09:04 pm UTC

[info]herongale
2007-05-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
[info]lapsarianesque: 10 points for choreography, 1.5 for execution!

No gold medal for you.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-09 03:04 am UTC (link)
Oh dear.

And I'd rather gotten to like Lapsarianesque.

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