Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Cable company wank. With Boobies!
Okay, I lied about the boobies. Sort of. I assume that there were boobies, since this didn't involve a Zune.

So apparently some wires got crossed at Comcast, because when I'm pretty sure that Disney didn't suddenly get bought out by Hugh Heffner. Parents are understandably outraged, but the real fun is in the comments. We've got the Appeal to Irrelevent Authority (with bonus Random Scientific(?) Fact!), Parents vs. Childfree, round 7432056423650 (always a classic), a dash of snark, and even a small bit of common sense! Don't forget the people that have no problem with a five-year-old watching porn! Everything one could possibly want in a wank, wrapped up in one compact package. Except boobies. And Comcast bashing.

	joye 2007-05-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	headdesk Stupid "lol he has a kid how can he think porn is disgusting" people. Porn!sex ≠ real!sex. weeps on Andrea Dworkin's grave (Reply to this)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-05-09 06:43 am UTC (link)
	You mean, in the real world, not everybody bleaches their asshole and waxes every square inch of their body? ;_;, I emote! ;_; ! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	token_girl 2007-05-09 10:53 am UTC (link)
	You know, I've never considered myself particularly sheltered, but bleaches their asshole Whut? With actual bleach? For why? Plus Ouch! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2007-05-09 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Well, according to Wikipedia, hydroquinone is used. And well, for it to looks, uh, pinker and shinier? With less dark areas evoking not so pleasant connotations, and ~~shit~~ stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amxjm 2007-05-09 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	okalintu 2007-05-09 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	The things you learn when you click otf_wank links... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	anonyrat 2007-05-10 06:25 am UTC (link)
	The internet is full of important information! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2007-05-09 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	That bothered the hell out of me as well, though I was more annoyed by the fact that these people didn't understand that it's not the regular old softcore they saw as curious kids. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cookie_love 2007-05-09 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I agree with the poster who said the guy's only saying because his wife was there. I bet he has his porn stash on lock-down. (Reply to this)(Parent)