Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Cable company wank. With Boobies!
Okay, I lied about the boobies. Sort of. I assume that there were boobies, since this didn't involve a Zune.

So apparently some wires got crossed at Comcast, because when I'm pretty sure that Disney didn't suddenly get bought out by Hugh Heffner. Parents are understandably outraged, but the real fun is in the comments. We've got the Appeal to Irrelevent Authority (with bonus Random Scientific(?) Fact!), Parents vs. Childfree, round 7432056423650 (always a classic), a dash of snark, and even a small bit of common sense! Don't forget the people that have no problem with a five-year-old watching porn! Everything one could possibly want in a wank, wrapped up in one compact package. Except boobies. And Comcast bashing.

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	radiotrash 2007-05-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Man, I knew all about sex (and all the bad cuss words) when I was in Kindergarden thanks to the eighth graders that rode on the same school bus I did. I used to flip to Skinemax late at night when at my dad's house at the ripe ol' age of nine and I found my step-dad's stash of Playboy when I was 12. I'm pretty damn normal as far as I'm concerned. (Reply to this)(Thread)

chaimonkey
2007-05-09 09:01 am UTC (link)

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kittenmommy
2007-05-09 06:29 pm UTC (link)

The kids on my playground used to sing the "I'm too sexy" song in kindergarten, and I totally learned the cuss words from my older brother (who learned them from his friend who learned them from his older brother. Funny how the chain of information works with kids.)

Exactly! We used to sing about the place in France where the naked ladies dance. Oh, and the song about Miss Molly. Yeah, we thought we were really naughty and risqué!

I also discovered Internet porn and romance chats when I was 11. The Internet is very informational when you know where to look.

Unfortunately, Al Gore hadn't yet invented the Internet when I was eleven. ;)

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	amxjm 2007-05-09 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	The Internet is very informational when you know where to look. And you can find a way around the parental safeguards. (Reply to this)(Parent)

nekoama
2007-05-09 07:37 pm UTC (link)

When I was 7 there was this little joke that was popular with the kids my age (and younger, undoubtedly) It was a boy who would only say 'My mommy told me not to, I don't think I want to' whenever he was told to do something. A girl convinced/made him come up to her room, take both their clothes off and lie down on her and move up and down. And then her mom comes in and tells him to get off and punchline!
And we too learned cuss words 'cause of the kids on the bus.
And looked through Playboys at 11.
~~And started reading smut!fic at 12~~

Kids know about sex, drugs and cussing the minute you put them into public school.Or private school. Or let them talk to other kids.
I'm amazed we're all not deviant, unorganized hooligans.

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	mael 2007-05-09 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm amazed we're all not deviant, unorganized hooligans. We're not? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoama 2007-05-09 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, not all of us. Just most of us. There's gotta be some who aren't. Even just one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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