Current mood:

*sporfle!*

Cable company wank. With Boobies!
Okay, I lied about the boobies. Sort of. I assume that there were boobies, since this didn't involve a Zune.

So apparently some wires got crossed at Comcast, because when I'm pretty sure that Disney didn't suddenly get bought out by Hugh Heffner. Parents are understandably outraged, but the real fun is in the comments. We've got the Appeal to Irrelevent Authority (with bonus Random Scientific(?) Fact!), Parents vs. Childfree, round 7432056423650 (always a classic), a dash of snark, and even a small bit of common sense! Don't forget the people that have no problem with a five-year-old watching porn! Everything one could possibly want in a wank, wrapped up in one compact package. Except boobies. And Comcast bashing.

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nekoama
2007-05-09 07:37 pm UTC (link)

When I was 7 there was this little joke that was popular with the kids my age (and younger, undoubtedly) It was a boy who would only say 'My mommy told me not to, I don't think I want to' whenever he was told to do something. A girl convinced/made him come up to her room, take both their clothes off and lie down on her and move up and down. And then her mom comes in and tells him to get off and punchline!
And we too learned cuss words 'cause of the kids on the bus.
And looked through Playboys at 11.
~~And started reading smut!fic at 12~~

Kids know about sex, drugs and cussing the minute you put them into public school.Or private school. Or let them talk to other kids.
I'm amazed we're all not deviant, unorganized hooligans.

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	mael 2007-05-09 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm amazed we're all not deviant, unorganized hooligans. We're not? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nekoama 2007-05-09 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, not all of us. Just most of us. There's gotta be some who aren't. Even just one. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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