See, now I know that when my OB-GYN was prescribing me the Nuvaring and prefaced it very gently with, "are you going to be okay with touching your vagina?" I shouldn't have looked at her like she was riding the crazy bus.

Because there are, apparently, grown women who are freaked out over it. The fuck? Or rather, the lack of fuck?

NOTE TO THESE LADIES:
Vagina dentata is a catchy turn of phrase that has no basis in actual anatomy. You won't lose a limb, I swear.